09-01-15 lardass phill still won't reveal his true weight nor his diabetic status -
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He shaved his back.
Those 4-5 lbs must be from some ginger roots falling out his ass.
Wish I had a horrified rating to give you.
To burn off excess weight, one must take in a fewer amount of calories than they burn. The base rate at which a person burns calories is determined by an algebraic formula in which one inputs their height, weight, and age to determine their basal metabolic rate, or the amount of energy they burn by doing nothing per one solar day. That being said, a person's metabolism is also influenced by how much they do or do not eat. You eat more, your metabolism slows down; you eat less, your metabolism slows down. You can't win.
Phil claims to have lost around 40 pounds since the 1st of June in the year of our Lord 2015. It is important to note that most people claim 3500 calories is equal to one pound of adipose tissue in the human body. Ergo, using the simple arithmetic formula of 3500 multiplied by the number of days since 1 June (92 days), we come to the number of 322,000. This would be the total number of calories burned in the 92-day span from 1 June to today, 1 September.
Given that Phil claims to have been 243 pounds 92 days ago, and estimating that he is 5'8" tall and age 30, Phil has a BMR of 2239.49 calories per solar day. This would mean that the 322000 calories Phil has burned took upwards of about 143.78 days. 143.78 does not go into 92. Now, since Phil is a sedentary creature, we would need to multiply his BMR by 1.2 to find out his caloric needs; this would mean Phil would need to eat 2678.388 calories in order to maintain his girth. Any less, and he would run a caloric deficit and lose weight, any more and he would gain weight.
Now, Phil's dietary preference for queso blanco and fresh ginger speaks volumes. Assuming that he eats three squares of El Mexicano Queso Fresco, with each package of cheese containing a total of 900 calories, Phil takes in approximately 2700 calories per day, which is 21.622 calories more than he needs to take in. There are 80 calories per 100 grams of ginger root; given that the average ginger root is 350 grams, 437.5 calories in a ginger root. However, as we know Phil's favourite way of consuming ginger, the caloric intake is increased by roughly 10%, making the total caloric intake from the ginger root 481.25. Phil's total caloric intake per day is 3181.25 calories.
This would mean Phil runs a caloric surplus of 502.862 calories. Multiplied by 92, this number is now 46263.304. That is the number of calories Phil has left over in his body. Divided by the supposed number of calories in a pound of fat, 3500, we come to the amount of weight in this number of calories: 13.22 pounds.
With all this math done, there can only be one thing. In the course of 92 days, not only has Phil been branded a liar and a sociopath by recent forum postings, he has been proven wrong about his own weight. I propose that since 1 June 2015, Phil has not lost any weight, but instead gained more. This proposal can be proven easily by looking at any recent photo of ADF and counting the chins.
Phil, you 256 pound fatass, get your shit together.
Phil claims to have lost around 40 pounds since the 1st of June in the year of our Lord 2015. It is important to note that most people claim 3500 calories is equal to one pound of adipose tissue in the human body. Ergo, using the simple arithmetic formula of 3500 multiplied by the number of days since 1 June (92 days), we come to the number of 322,000. This would be the total number of calories burned in the 92-day span from 1 June to today, 1 September.
Given that Phil claims to have been 243 pounds 92 days ago, and estimating that he is 5'8" tall and age 30, Phil has a BMR of 2239.49 calories per solar day. This would mean that the 322000 calories Phil has burned took upwards of about 143.78 days. 143.78 does not go into 92. Now, since Phil is a sedentary creature, we would need to multiply his BMR by 1.2 to find out his caloric needs; this would mean Phil would need to eat 2678.388 calories in order to maintain his girth. Any less, and he would run a caloric deficit and lose weight, any more and he would gain weight.
Now, Phil's dietary preference for queso blanco and fresh ginger speaks volumes. Assuming that he eats three squares of El Mexicano Queso Fresco, with each package of cheese containing a total of 900 calories, Phil takes in approximately 2700 calories per day, which is 21.622 calories more than he needs to take in. There are 80 calories per 100 grams of ginger root; given that the average ginger root is 350 grams, 437.5 calories in a ginger root. However, as we know Phil's favourite way of consuming ginger, the caloric intake is increased by roughly 10%, making the total caloric intake from the ginger root 481.25. Phil's total caloric intake per day is 3181.25 calories.
This would mean Phil runs a caloric surplus of 502.862 calories. Multiplied by 92, this number is now 46263.304. That is the number of calories Phil has left over in his body. Divided by the supposed number of calories in a pound of fat, 3500, we come to the amount of weight in this number of calories: 13.22 pounds.
With all this math done, there can only be one thing. In the course of 92 days, not only has Phil been branded a liar and a sociopath by recent forum postings, he has been proven wrong about his own weight. I propose that since 1 June 2015, Phil has not lost any weight, but instead gained more. This proposal can be proven easily by looking at any recent photo of ADF and counting the chins.
Phil, you 256 pound fatass, get your shit together.
Calling it: Phil's weight loss is due to cancer.
How much did all that backhair weigh!?
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That means the feet he had to get amputated due to diabetes weighed 17.5 lbs each. Amazing
Foot. Just the one.
You mean got someone else to shave his back before he tosses them away like garbage and shit talks them.
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I calculate that Phil put on another 2 pounds in the time it took me to read that post.
And another pound in the time it took me to write this one.
So 259 pound lardass.
Well, 260 by the time you read this.
Not necessarily; both diabetes and AIDS can cause precipitous weight loss.
Note the "official statistics" label this statement has been given. Methinks Phil is taking a page from the Commie handbook and is trying to control the narrative on this, like a great many things.
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Does anyone know how tall ADF is? 203 pounds is still really fucking fat if you're under 5'10
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I personally think Ahuviya has some sort of Nurgle Blessing where he accumulates more and more disease in his body, never getting any negative effect from it for long. Eventually he'll become a wallowing, horrific being, layers upon layers of fat, a split open stomach oozing corruption, and barely any feet.
The only words it will be able to utter will be "hooviya...hooviya...wann Jordan!"
The only words it will be able to utter will be "hooviya...hooviya...wann Jordan!"
We're about the same height and I'm 5'10".
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29.1 BMI damn near medically obese
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