Australatina 09-10-15 Phil redesigns the roads of his fake country in a fit of autism -

[CatParty]

Yeah there's a buttload more pics but you get the idea: crippling autism

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Holy fucking shit I'd rather watch Kengle shelve library books

 

[Bassomatic]

This is tragic, this pretty much is his life's work.
He's 30 and that's what we get out of his accomplishments as a human.

 

[Maxwell]

Chris didn't even go this far when he designed CWCville. Phil has out-autismed Chris in the field of imaginary countries.

 

[Hyperion]

Chris didn't even go this far when he designed CWCville. Phil has out-autismed Chris in the field of imaginary countries.

Chris intended CWCville to be a city of adventure. Phil intended Australatina to be a city of horror where Jews have to worry about traffic laws as they were shipped to the gas chambers.

 

[Ruin]

So he's transporting Jews to the gas chambers on bikes now? Seems like a solid plan.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I wonder if there could be an alternate timeline where Phil didn't become a drifter, didn't get all those tattoos, kept his name as Phil, and used his fixation on roads and signs to contribute to society in road/traffic-related work?

If only he never uploaded that McCain drawing and stayed in school.

Spoiler

(yeah I know - Phil wouldn't be Phil if he did all that)

 

[VLAD]

If autism was alcohol, this shit would be Everclear. Jesus Christ.

 

[Iamthatis]

So does Asstranslatania exist other than roads and signs? I mean at least cwcville had locations.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I mean at least cwcville had locations.

Phil never really went into the culture or customs of the commie craphole he made up - at least not publicly. All I really know about it is that it had a commie revolution, the culture is a vague amalgam (and distortion) of Japanese (probably not anymore), Israeli (definitely not anymore), and Latin American.

But I learned more than I want to know about Australatina roads, road and RR signage, and what programming is on Australatina television.

 

[The Dude]

If autism was alcohol, this shit would be Everclear. Jesus Christ.

Everclear is still too weak. If Phil's retardism were booze it would be pure, undiluted Appalachian hillbilly moonshine. While Lightnin' so potent that a mouthful would make any normal person blind, or even kill them.

 

[Xarpho]

Phil never really went into the culture or customs of the commie craphole he made up - at least not publicly. All I really know about it is that it had a commie revolution, the culture is a vague amalgam (and distortion) of Japanese (probably not anymore), Israeli (definitely not anymore), and Latin American.

But I learned more than I want to know about Australatina roads, road and RR signage, and what programming is on Australatina television.

I was also thinking it might have Australian culture too.

 

[Tookie]

Phil never really went into the culture or customs of the commie craphole he made up - at least not publicly. All I really know about it is that it had a commie revolution, the culture is a vague amalgam (and distortion) of Japanese (probably not anymore), Israeli (definitely not anymore), and Latin
.

Well, we know there is a "Yaoi District" and the country is full of trannies and insane faggots. That's about all there is to it, really.

 

[RP 520]

I'm guessing the road system in Trans-North Korea would have motorists being pulled over and sent to forced labor because the interstate they were suddenly traveling on became a large one way bike lane by the autistically indecisive divine decree of Chairman Phil.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

Autism is one hell of a disease.

 

[Thetan]

For someone who claims to hate cars as much as Phil does, he's certainly obsessed with road design and road signs.

And yeah..... the autism... it burns...

 

[kobebyarlant]

Phil is a sperg over probably the most boring thing possible.

 

[Thetan]

Some of the references on Phil's Deviant Art page refer to the 'reunification' of Australatina, which makes me wonder if it was indeed based on North Korea.

 

[XH 502]

Well, we know there is a "Yaoi District" and the country is full of trannies and insane faggots. That's about all there is to it, really.

... Portland?

 

[Strelok]

Could someone tell me how a trans latinx tattoo covered bike obesessed homeless shitbird still manages to be one of the dullest lolcows in the universe.

Like it's almost as if he realizes he did something insane enough to be interesting and needs to follow it up with being tedious.