09-13-15 has Phil gone fully retarded? -

CatParty

Boo
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Judge Holden

NO!!! MASSA NO!!!
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Ok I think there are two logical possibilities we can draw

1) Hoovy's dictatorship has been overthrown by the Kiwi Insurgent Shitlord Invasion Swarm (K-ISIS) and the former despot is now hiding within the countryside of his realm to escape the roving bands of sodomite kiwis looking to gang-rape all tranny spastics to death

2) Hoovy was spooked by normal people while skulking in the park and made a failed yet hilarious attempt to hide behind a tree while shrilly shrieking insults at them inbetween sobs of terror and autism
 

niggers

GOT A FEELING I CAN'T SHAKE IT
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literally playing pretend

it's an el nino year. shit's getting cold early. he's engaging in play to distract himself from his situation, like a toddler. he's not in a national park where he's cold, uncomfortable and hunched in the fetal position, he's hiding out from CIS agents in his country's wildlife reserve.

everything's fine, he's got aftrannistan, he's just getting in tune with nature, not living a horrible life of loneliness and anxiety. everything's OK.
 

MMX

True defective
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Its a sad state off affairs when the only thing worth celebrating in his life is dumb shit happening in make belief land.
I thought ADF was carpetbombing imagination land in his current head canon.
 

Bugaboo

I have to kill fast and bullets too slow
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Don't worry guys, we got some "artwork" to commemerate the occasion.
Oh and while living in the cold wilderness outside of the portland bus station he posts this:
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Did he go to a zoo and got triggered when all the animals were cis because animals can't be trans because animals have no concept of gender
 

AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
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Phil was fully retarded the moment he slid out of his mother's cooch. He can't help it, he was born this way.

He got slightly more retarded when the doctor dropped the revolting potato head-first onto the ground in shock at how ugly he was. Then he got even slightly more retarded when Angelo kicked him in the head in a desperate, last-ditch attempt to save civilization.
 
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