Australatina 09-15-15 Phil informs us he has no concept of geography -
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That MaoistRebelNews guy would like his ridiculous Facebook status like that. Phil pulled all those numbers out of his ass.
Population of Australatina: 0 (it doesn't exist)
Population of Mississippi: about 3 million real people
Population of Mississippi: about 3 million real people
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Good. Now can we know the coordinates? The nukes are waiting.
I imagine, as he drew that map on a piece of paper he scrounged from the garbage, he thought to himself, "Heh heh heh. I'm gonna show those Kiwis now."
(For the record, because I'm an autist, he's describing a country roughly the size of Iran with double its population. Basically crowded as fuck, though I imagine it's gotta be nicer than the overpass he's living under for real.)
(For the record, because I'm an autist, he's describing a country roughly the size of Iran with double its population. Basically crowded as fuck, though I imagine it's gotta be nicer than the overpass he's living under for real.)
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Fun Fact: The Country of Iran has 636,371 sq miles of land.
Basically Phil's imaginary paradise is just a bit bigger than Iran. Not that large actually. No where near as big as 'murica!
Edit: Dammit @sugoi-chan ninja'd me to it.
Basically Phil's imaginary paradise is just a bit bigger than Iran. Not that large actually. No where near as big as 'murica!
Edit: Dammit @sugoi-chan ninja'd me to it.
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Adftopia's coastlines are way too straight. Real landforms simply don't have such geometrically perfect shapes.
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Agreed, also where are its neighbors and how can we get them(Australatina) invaded? The US needs to bring Freedom, CISdom, Mountain Dew, and Doritos to that place!
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So his entire argument against Australatina just being a Mississippi ripoff is that Australatina is bigger and has more people so it's better? Great logic. Hey I heard you have a tumor, I have a tumor too but it's way bigger and has a lot more cancerous cells, that means it's way better than your tumor.
Don't call us "dear", Isaphil. It's a gendered pet name applied broadly to a multigendered group of people, it is hate speech and you are a shit lord.
Hmmph, you'd think a translatinx chairwomyn of a very real country would know better...
Hmmph, you'd think a translatinx chairwomyn of a very real country would know better...
He's totally screwed. Zimtopia is 640,557mi squared. It's a mile larger and boarders Australatina. Not only that but Zimtopia makes all the bikes for Australatina which we sold to their government at an inflated price.
Behold the flag of the Zimtopia military.
Behold the flag of the Zimtopia military.
That's an awful lot of people for a country where, presumably, nobody is heterosexual...
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At least something in Australatina is straight...
Tailypuffonia has 3 billion glorious citizens living in 150 square miles. And we're declaring war on Australatina.
Except not really, because neither of those places are real.
*Edit* God damn Zimtopia beat me to it. I knew I shouldn't have bothered doing real math first.
Except not really, because neither of those places are real.
*Edit* God damn Zimtopia beat me to it. I knew I shouldn't have bothered doing real math first.
640,556 square miles just means 640,556 more places for our Elite Covert Black Ops Spec Ops Operators to hide.
Operation Enduring Testes is a go. All agents, prepare for immediate deployment.
The time has come to take down the tranny menace. Semper Games.
Operation Enduring Testes is a go. All agents, prepare for immediate deployment.
The time has come to take down the tranny menace. Semper Games.
Is that ugly black stripe on the right hand side part of the country? It looks like a bulge in a trench line from one of the world wars. Is it a coastline? Is Australatina landlocked?
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS AND NONE OF THEM ARE HOW BIG THIS FICTIONAL COUNTRY IS COMPARED TO SOME FICTIONAL TOWN.
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS AND NONE OF THEM ARE HOW BIG THIS FICTIONAL COUNTRY IS COMPARED TO SOME FICTIONAL TOWN.
I think it's still mostly full of cis straight men. I mean, Phil is forced to hide in the woods in his own communist tranny utopia that is older than him.
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