09-21-15 obese phil pigs out, makes a video eating but won't make a video weighing himself -

[CatParty]

this had previously been in another thread, but it might be good to separate it off to it's own since there is video content (i have backed up the video along with the video of him stalking the lady who unfriended him. if @Null wishes to back them up i can send them to him)

Phil tries to prove to us that he eats healthy by showing us iced coffee and a box of dates.

HOWEVER, he fails to account for the actual nutritional value of dates.

According to Wikipedia, about 63% of the calories in dates by weight is sugar (63 grams out of 100),. It's good if you're a Bedouin nomad who needs a boost of energy at the oasis stops, but not really good if you're an overweight homeless man at risk for diabetes. ADF could give himself a massive sugar spike if he eats the whole thing in one sitting (especially if his iced coffee is also sweetened).

 

[tomgirl4life]

this had previously been in another thread, but it might be good to separate it off to it's own since there is video content (i have backed up the video along with the video of him stalking the lady who unfriended him. if @Null wishes to back them up i can send them to him)



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He's still calling him Christian Weston Chandler, stop deadnaming OPL you transmisogynist anti-indigenous shitlord!

 

[Stress Sigh]

Phil what about all the times you've talked about buying blocks of cheese and pizza? You're a big fat white liar. Also don't bother deleting all those posts about it we got it archived you can't deny your past anymore or ever could have.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

"Out of the trash"
Guess he's blown this month's completely on tattoos.

 

[Pikonic]

I didn't know McDonalds sold dates.

 

[Stress Sigh]

"Out of the trash"
Guess he's blown this month's completely on tattoos.

Also I think it's starting to hit him that his asspat gravy train has run dry.

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

Phil no one is comparing you to Christine because you will never be the strong artistic independent womyn that she is.

Edit: Nice deadnaming shitlord.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Spooky_Scary]

This is sad. I don't think anyone compares you as much as contrast you to Chris so much these days. Also we don't take to kindly even to our own when they start doing the "At least I'm better than CWC"-schtick.

 

[Thetan]

Well, both dates and coffee have an... ahem... laxative effect, so he could conceivably lose some weight that way.

Then again, iced coffee, if it had cream and sugar (and that looks pretty light) can pack 300+ calories, so it's not exactly a healthy choice. If he were going for healthy, plain tea (especially green tea) would have been a better choice.

 

[Microlab]

Eating some dates doesn't cosmically erase your weekly Big Mac deep-throat sessions, Phil.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Those dates are basically just candy and the coffee probably had a ton of sugar in it.

One of those grilled chicken wraps and a diet soda or water from McDonalds would actually be way healthier.

 

[Golly]

Why is he taking such large breaths between sentences?

 

[Smutley]

Why is he taking such large breaths between sentences?

Congestive heart failure most likely.

 

[Positron]

Why is he taking such large breaths between sentences?

Fat compressing his chest wall.

 

[CatParty]

Why is he taking such large breaths between sentences?

because he's a healthy 202lbs?

 

[tomgirl4life]

Why is he taking such large breaths between sentences?

He's so out of shape that the mere act of pushing air out fast enough to vibrate his vocal cords wears him out.

 

[niggers]

those are dates from whole foods. i bet its one of the ritzy ones with a starbucks inside.

imported fruit from a marked-up grocer that caters to rich white folk with overpriced sugarwater coffee

you're white phil. even your subconscious is reaching out for things only stupid white people could buy.

 

[Truant]

How tall is Phil? 202lbs isn't massively obese if you aren't short.

Edit: I see he's 5'9". That's pretty fat.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Phil should have made them last. It's the only dates he get's to enjoy.