09/22/2015 - News At 11: Phil Is Threatening To Threaten Suicide -

[Smutley]

Spoiler: rejected report

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Phil, pls no suicide
u need to lie about ur weight 1 last tiem

 

[Randy Lahey]

Rip in pepperoni Phil.

 

[Mulligan]

"I guess I will start some shit now"
When isn't he starting shit

Also Phil

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Facebook will need a new feedback rating:

 

[MasterDisaster]

Yeah right Phil, you'll never do it. It'd be the first time in your life you'd ever follow through on something. though. We all know you won't, of course, because you're so thirsty for attention that dying would drastically get in the way of getting more.

 

[CatParty]

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Is his suicide attempt going to be more self care?

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

And nothing of value will be lost.

 

[CornetteFace]

I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'

But You Ain't Gonna Be Startin' Somethin'
No You ain't Gonna Be Startin' Somethin'

 

[Xarpho]

Phil, if you start some shit, be sure to use some toilet paper for once.

 

[Radgy Chadobah]

Think about others, IsaPhil...if you off yourself, who's gonna feed your pet bike lock and take it for walks? Won't you please think of that defenseless bike lock?

 

[Ravenor]

Well @Hellblazer it's that time dude, we also need to add a Phil has threatened to kill himself X number of times since we started keeping track ticker.

 

[Stress Sigh]

You could have avoided all of this Phil if you stopped the stupid dress up and denial game. Face it you're a dumb as fuck ugly as fuck fat as fuck white man who have done nothing but fucked yourself over all your life no one else's fault but yours. You need to do a reality check and admit what you really are and what you've done and then you can fix your life.

 

[SOINCHU]

You could have avoided all of this Phil if you stopped the stupid dress up and denial game. Face it you're a dumb as fuck ugly as fuck fat as fuck white man who have done nothing but fucked yourself over all your life no one else's fault but yours. You need to do a reality check and admit what you really are and what you've done and then you can fix your life.

Unfortunately Phil will do no such thing. He will forever keep becoming fatter, uglier, dumber and stuff himself into smaller and smaller oppressed niche identities.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Unfortunately Phil will do no such thing. He will forever keep becoming fatter, uglier, dumber and stuff himself into smaller and smaller oppressed niche identities.

Ironically he is oppressed by himself no one made Phil become a homeless crazy gimp except Phil no one is making all of Phil's friends leave except Phil.

So yes Phil a white man is keeping you down and his name is Phil.

 

[AnOminous]

You could have avoided all of this Phil if you stopped the stupid dress up and denial game. Face it you're a dumb as fuck ugly as fuck fat as fuck white man who have done nothing but fucked yourself over all your life no one else's fault but yours. You need to do a reality check and admit what you really are and what you've done and then you can fix your life.

It's too late. His obscene tattoos make him look like a walking dumpster and his notoriety fill follow him everywhere.

 

[Totenkopf]

Remember when you fags said Liquid Phil was tired and played out?

 

[Thetan]

Facebook will need a new feedback rating:

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Considering all of Phil's drama over Facebook, it's amusing to think that maybe one employee (who knows, maybe several employees) just decided to say "Fuck You".

 

[galact0r]

Silly potato, suicidal ideation is generally for people who don't actually intend to be an hero. Look it up on stolen WiFi.