LGBT 09-24-18 Chris cheerfully celebrates rape adds it to his headcanon -

[CatParty]

 

[Ray Streip]

Yeah, that's a pretty disturbingly excited tone for that revelation.

 

[RG 448]

Well I’m glad we finally have that straightened out.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

In b4 Chris tells Bowsette she's a rape baby.

 

[CatParty]

 

[OwO What's This?]

I am officially a Chris A-Log. BOWSETTE DOESN'T WORK AS A CHARACTER IF IT'S NOT ACTUALLY BOWSER, CHRIS.

Recommission the fucking moon laser.

 

[SJ 485]

Who says it has to be rape? This is nothing more than a pure and innocent PRISON ROMANCE.

 

[CatParty]

Who says it has to be rape? This is nothing more than a pure and innocent PRISON ROMANCE.

he specifically said bowser "had his way"

 

[_blank_]

Leave it to Chris to make an autistic fan canon somehow even more autistic. There are no lines in Chris' coloring book.

Also, just saying... fancanon Mary Lee Walsh did the look first.

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

Wait! Does Mario know about this?!

 

[Kosher Dill]

Reposting from the other thread:

Are we sure there's no Idea Guy (or Idea Gal) back in the saddle?

I mean, this isn't the first time he's said humans lay eggs - he's even claimed to have laid a few himself - but the weird rape stuff sounds "suggested".

Also: it's amusingly autistic that he decided it was SMB3 specifically, rather than any of the other billion times Bowser kidnapped the princess.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Also, considering how much Peach x Bowsette porn there is already, this would mean Bowsette is fucking her mom.

Or, uh, 'having her way' with her mom.

 

[Quijibo69]

Most importantly is this real Nintendo Mario Bros cannon? If so when is the game coming out?

 

[BX 752]

Isn't that the meaning of that Nirvana song? Someone gets raped in prison or some shit?

 

[the autist of dojima]

Also, considering how much Peach x Bowsette porn there is already, this would mean Bowsette is fucking her mom.

Or, uh, 'having her way' with her mom.

So just another normal fantasy about fucking his mom for chris?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

If it wasn't biologically imposible I'd swear Chris is somehow developing an extra chromosome. Holy shit, what a mongo.

 

[StumpMessenger]

The second I heard about Bowsette I had a feeling Chris would be all over it. She appeals to his habit of mashing video game characters together.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Also: it's amusingly autistic that he decided it was SMB3 specifically, rather than any of the other billion times Bowser kidnapped the princess.

Maybe Chris subscribes to the "SMB3 is a theatrical play" theory, and therefore it's not actually rape.

 

[MarineN*423543]

Yeah, that's a pretty disturbingly excited tone for that revelation.

a typical CWC moment

 

[_blank_]

Most importantly is this real Nintendo Mario Bros cannon? If so when is the game coming out?

Nope - Bowsette is entirely fancanon. So far. But you never know. Maybe Nintendo will put a lizard-tailed Princess Peach clone in a game. Or at least before Waluigi is playable in Smash anyway.

Bowsette is essentially the SMB fandom's collective Sonichu.

...oh God. Has Bob Chipman learned about Bowsette?