09/27/2015 - Phil the Coward Still Pretending to be Dead, Continues to Out Himself -

[Smutley]

 

[Peace and Harmony]

People literally believe that Phil will self-harm in any way.

 

[observer]

The more they pat his ass, the more he is going to threaten to kill himself

It's like teaching a dog how to sit if you give it a treat, it associates the behaviour with the reward

 

[Randy Lahey]

The more they pat his ass, the more he is going to threaten to kill himself

It's like teaching a dog how to sit if you give it a treat, it associates the behaviour with the reward

Exactly, only when Phil threatens suicide, they give him cheese.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

The more they pat his ass, the more he is going to threaten to kill himself

And then when Phil ends up being alive, they feel like they "saved" him. So the endless asspat cycle continues until the end of time.

 

[VLAD]

As I expected, he's watching his Facebook activity like a hawk.

A big fat smelly balding flightless diabetic hawk.

 

[observer]

And then when Phil ends up being alive, they feel like they "saved" him. So the endless asspat cycle continues until the end of time.

Because white guilt trannies fail at basic pattern recognition

 

[Smutley]

He's also added 5 friends since his "suicide", but none of his asspatters seem to realize that either.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Because white guilt trannies fail at basic pattern recognition

We could do write a whole paper based on the case study of Phil's fake suicides. No wonder these fucking idiots are so easily scammed. "THIS guy is legit, I'm sure!"

 

[Null]

Why is that heterosexual straight asian male pretending to care about an oppressed latinx?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Why is that heterosexual straight asian male pretending to care about an oppressed latinx?

Being retarded transcends all races and orientations.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

ADF is such a fucking asshole for callously scaring his friends with these suicide threats. It's genuinely abusive to the few asspatters left who give a shit about him. Daniel in particular seems to be an OK, if misguided, guy. None of the true nutjobs like Kylie, Jordan, or Moonstar even bother anymore.

 

[CornetteFace]

Phil is the worst at going underground. He'll never be able to infiltrate CIS like this.

 

[Josip Broz Tito]

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Maybe Phil has lost the ability to produce language due to AIDS and thus can only like things now

 

[Le Bateleur]

How cruel of Phil to not reply to dear dependable Daphny Drucilla Delight David! Who could resist conversation with this beautiful man?

https://archive.md/rlpaq/624e7126a8bd4be9535118c04bcfc7664f2b2901.jpg

 

[Gagamaru]

for a second i thought that was skin and he had a massive chest tattoo

 

[Hyperion]

Oh gee I hope Isaphil is ok
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I'm really worried about him guys did he kill himself?!
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Lets pray to our non-binary gendered Jesus for Isabel's safety!
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[NobleGreyHorse]

Who could resist conversation with this beautiful man?

To be honest, I would totally wear gloves like that, assuming you got two to a set.

 

[Megapiss]

How cruel of Phil to not reply to dear dependable Daphny Drucilla Delight David! Who could resist conversation with this beautiful man?

https://archive.md/rlpaq/624e7126a8bd4be9535118c04bcfc7664f2b2901.jpg

Oh I recognize this person. I happened upon their livejournal when I was like 10 and looking for neopets tips. It was full of disgusting BDSM pics involving her (I think it has a vagina?) and other blobs of ambiguous gender. She used to go by Daphaknee but it looks like she's deleted all her stuff under that name. I'm glad to learn that she's still being a gross creep over a decade later