My bet is that he either encountered something talking about the need for more tax money to go into schools or at least something along the lines of people's money going toward other people's education.
He's not responsible for educating others about the dangers of homelessness, diabetes, and trench foot. But that doesn't mean he's not doing a great job of it regardless.
What did he fucking teach us, that he is a shameless bastard who would fake his own suicide to guilt us?!
Not only does he suck at math, but he sucks as any type of excuse as a human being. Is he now going to gloat about having a few of us worried? FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!
Pretty much it is. Isabel died along with the rest of Phil's dignity in this last fake suicide. Pretty much it is now as follows.
Name: Phil
Gender: Male
Race: White Fatass Bastard who wants a Ginger Root shoved up his ass
Pronouns: He/Him/Himself or anything else that pisses this piece of shit off