1/20 - Hitler-Loving Huttkin "Translates" Jew Quote Into Español, Cuts WWE Promo, Is Still A Jabroni -

[VLAD]

http://diosa-latina-de-misandria.tu...la-vida-es-como-andar-en-bicicleta-si-quieres
https://archive.md/AbDzU

"Live [sic] is like riding a bicycle; to keep your balance, you must keep moving."

Anyone can see that Phil hasn't been moving anywhere.

He also messed around with the header on his Tumblr.

"you sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! talk about your psalms, talk about john 3:16... izzyhell 3:16 says i just whipped your cis ass!"

POTATO MAN PHIL I GOT ZERO RESPECT FOR YOU RAISIN DICK JABRONI GO FUCK YOURSELF FOREVER. I BREAK YOUR BACK MAKE YOU HUMBLE. KIWI FARMS #1. AUSTRALATINA? HACKTOOPH!

 

[YI 457]

“La vida es como andar en bicicleta: si quieres mantener el equilibrio, tienes que seguir avanzando.”

Now imagine Phil saying that irl.

 

[ActualKiwi]

http://diosa-latina-de-misandria.tu...la-vida-es-como-andar-en-bicicleta-si-quieres
https://archive.md/AbDzU

"Live [sic] is like riding a bicycle; to keep your balance, you must keep moving."

Anyone can see that Phil hasn't been moving anywhere.

He also messed around with the header on his Tumblr.

"you sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! talk about your psalms, talk about john 3:16... izzyhell 3:16 says i just whipped your cis ass!"

POTATO MAN PHIL I GOT ZERO RESPECT FOR YOU RAISIN DICK JABRONI GO FUCK YOURSELF FOREVER. I BREAK YOUR BACK MAKE YOU HUMBLE. KIWI FARMS #1. AUSTRALATINA? HACKTOOPH!

Oi Vey

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.- Albert Einstein

 

[Pillow]

Does he have any tumblr followers to begin with?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Does he have any tumblr followers to begin with?

I'm pretty sure they are all agents of K.I.W.I

 

[Hyperion]

This is so boring without his retarded ass patters. HEY FAT BOY MAKE ANOTHER FACEBOOK OR I WILL

 

[GolgoXIII]

What's The Cizzler doing in the Impact Zone!

 

[Randy Lahey]

Can Phil smell what the Kiwi Farms is cooking?!


No he can't cuz he's a goddamn candyass jabroni.

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Of all the shit on there, for some reason, 'transitioning to vegan' is the one that made me sneer.

Is that even valid inside of tumblr logic? Serious question... I avoid tumblr.

There is no element of being a vegan that you have to wait on or have someone else do for you.

It completely, and kinda hilariously, undermines the word "transitioning" when you apply it to a behavior that is totally, exclusively, in your direct and immediate control.

It's Jace being a future veteran. Phil can have his tumblr street/social/snowflake/xnowflake cred by simply saying something instead of doing something.

Personally, I'm transitioning into doing the dishes immediately after I use them. There's so many challenges though, it's just going to be a process.

 

[Pillow]

"Transitioning" to veganism is actually quite legit, as other Kiwis have said. Taking your time to rearrange your diet is healthier and more comfortable than dropping everything overnight, same as with other long term diet plans and medications.
A friend of mine took a month to remove meat from his diet plan, for instance.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Was anyone else disappointed that the "WWE Promo" in the title wasn't a video?

Scratch that; is anyone else disappointed that Phil isn't actually a wrestler?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Scratch that; is anyone else disappointed that Phil isn't actually a wrestler?

Spoiler: He already is

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"IZZYHELL"

Well, I suppose it is hell to be around Phil, as numerous stories told by people who've been around him illustrate.

 

[niggers]

"slave registration number" never fails to crack me up

hard bdsm relationship with my anime imaginary friend

then i remember he has this fucking tattoo'd on him

 

[Psycho]

Does he have any tumblr followers to begin with?

Better question: What tags does Phil follow? All the Kiwi's have to do is post a few things under that tag and watch Phil chimp out.

 

[tweaker the cat]

then i remember he has this fucking tattoo'd on him

In multiple places, iirc.

 

[AnOminous]

Personally, I'm transitioning into doing the dishes immediately after I use them. There's so many challenges though, it's just going to be a process.

I'm transitioning into having ripped abs. As soon as I finish this cheesecake.

 

[Radgy Chadobah]

then i remember he has this fucking tattoo'd on him

Twice tatted with said number thus, perhaps thrice or possibly thricelike in the future.

Lame and lame with lame pending.

EDIT: @tweaker the cat sorry, I just saw your post now, my bad fam.

 

[GetShrekt]

Even the most butch and manliest of lesbians still manage to come off as more feminine than Philly-boy. Because we all know that the best way to prove you're feminine is on a Tumblr that autoplays emo/punk music that nobody really listens to anymore while boasting about how you're going to beat somebody's ass.

Also, I bet he just saw the word bicycle and didn't bother to read the rest before he quoted Einstein. Otherwise, he'd see that it's talking about how to keep going and improve your life.