1/22/16 Big fat Phil has a new Facebook account, blames Zuckerberg on his old one being deleted -

[Psycho]

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100011169128563&fref=ts

Ok, I see two flaws here, right away.

1) You, yourself, said that you took down your facebook account yourself. How are you blaming Zuckerberg for deleting it when you took it down?

2) You said you are only going back on facebook after you get your balls snipped. Has the surgery been done or are you confirming that you're full of shit?

 

[APerson]

Well, that was fast and completely unsurprising to anyone. Probably got told his balls wouldn't be cut off, so he decided to slink back in and pretend it never happened.

Also, "Zuckercis". Just "Zuckercis".

 

[John Daker]

The balls were never coming off anyway, he might as well lie today instead of lying in a few months.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

So much for staying off until the operation.

Also, Phil is not obese.

 

[Roosechu]

Unsurprisingly, pizzapasta lies.

 

[cumrobbery]

inb4 nobody signal boosts

 

[Psycho]

And it's right back to normal for Phil. He's still lying about his weight:

He's still posting his autistic maps (Sacramento):

And he's still imagining threats coming from Kiwi Farms:

 

[Darwin Watterson]

His profile picture reminds me of a fat, autistic version of this:

 

[Sperglord Dante]

How long before Mohel Zuckerberg snipes this account too?

Also, why the fuck didn't he do this before if he wanted the name change so badly?

 

[Cunty Boo Boo]

Also, "Zuckercis". Just "Zuckercis".

"Ciskerberg" would've been better.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

SIGNAL BOOST THIS

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I dunno but you guys, but i'm quaking in my boots

 

[VLAD]

How long before Mohel Zuckerberg snipes this account too?

Also, why the fuck didn't he do this before if he wanted the name change so badly?

"Social capital." His old account had a friend's list in the hundreds. This new one has six, one of whom is our very own pedophile tranny Kengle @LightningPrincess.

 

[RP 520]

He's so predictable that you could probably set

Also, Phil is not obese.

You're right, he's very obese.

 

[bzewzi]

Are we sure this is real?

 

[Bassomatic]

If he can do one thing well, he goes 0 to autism pretty damn fast.

I think with how he is wording it he's hoping to get banned again (extra ass pats), let's not give him his wish.

 

[Pillow]

Are we sure this is real?

It does sound like Phil.

 

[Ravenor]

Are we sure this is real?

Yea it's him.

 

[bzewzi]

Yea it's him.

It does sound like Phil.

"Zuckercis" just seemed a bit on the nose, but I suppose even Hooves can continue to become more of a caricature of himself when he tries hard enough.

 

[Erubetie]

He's friends with NekoArc already, what a surprise.

 

[Smutley]

"Zuckercis" just seemed a bit on the nose, but I suppose even Hooves can continue to become more of a caricature of himself when he tries hard enough.

I always thought he should use "Cuckerburg" but he's been using that one since at least September 2014.