FIGGIN 1/26/19 ADF and Victoria have broken up - will leave the apartment in 6 weeks

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I like how he's covering his ass so no one will call him out for not letting other trans wimminz crash at his place, like he use to do constantly when he was "homeless". It's totally not that Phil is incapable of reciprocation and is jealously guarding his hovel like it's worth something, it's just that his life is in SUCH danger and only he or maybe a harden antifa senpai that he really likes could handle it. Sorry other homeless troons, Philly has no room at his inn!

 

[Hellfire]

"I am not in danger of houselessness anytime soon, things will be rough awhile being on my own after [he] leaves - to my enemies: take my apartment from my cold dead hands"

 

[uncleShitHeel]

He looks closer to a sheep than a human being. They both have those dumb blank stares.

More like a pig.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I can see Phil's reasoning as to wanting a roommate.
He really has no physical human interaction due to his lack of a job and antagonistic world view.

He can only stay trapped in his autistic headspace so much.

 

[AnOminous]

I can see Phil's reasoning as to wanting a roommate.
He really has no physical human interaction due to his lack of a job and antagonistic world view.

He can only stay trapped in his autistic headspace so much.

Who does he think wants to share rooms with a filthy, sharting pig-potato hybrid?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Who does he think wants to share rooms with a filthy, sharting pig-potato hybrid?

Probably another sped so they can play antifa and fash together.

 

[Deadpool]

More like a pig.

Pigs are intelligent and clean though.

 

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

"I am not in danger of houselessness anytime soon, things will be rough awhile being on my own after [he] leaves - to my enemies: take my apartment from my cold dead hands"
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>Enemies take my apartment from my cold dead hands.

Cannot wait for local law enforcement kick Phil back on the streets because no one likes house squatters.

 

[Doctor Stan]

Work. Like he knows the meaning of that word.

Hey, Phill works super duper hard to fight the fash every day! By doing fuck all, but still.

Fucking 'Antifa supersoldier' nigga what

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I wonder why there's a specific six week deadline to the breakup. If Toren had something new lined up, he'd bounce and leave Phil right away. It seems like this is something that could potentially fall through if Toren is relying on someone having house space/money available six weeks down the line, given the types of people normally in Phil/Torren's social orbit.

 

[lurk_moar]

Philly boy better start looking for love on Okcupid to find a replacement soon. It will be very hard to find a lesbian, transwoman antifa super soldier interested in BDSM, SJW bullshit, Palestine, Latinx shit, maps, and guns in Portland or the west coast.

 

[wellthathappened]

Phil your next room mate applicant will be a covert Kiwi agent.

Sleep well.

 

[JosephTX]

Hahaha get fucked Phil, hahaha

Sounds like he's not getting fucked anymore tho.

 

[MG 620]

Phil will find a new girlfriend in no time. He's quite a cutie.

 

[MW 002]

Colt will have worn out her welcome with her "boyfriend" by then. Perhaps she can be Phil's new roommate.

I don’t even think Phil would be able to tolerate Colt’s presence considering how much he hates Jews.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I hope Toren somehow karma-wise pays for leeching off the mentally challenged.

I’ll bet Big Daddy Eggy got an apartment ... or someone is moving etc.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Isn’t “Cold Dead Hands” usually the trope of Right Wingers? Also how do I take a building from cold dead hands? Isn’t it usually like a form you hand to somebody? I’ve never been evicted so...

 

[Emerald Queen]

Guess he should consider a real job

 

[wellthathappened]

Isn’t “Cold Dead Hands” usually the trope of Right Wingers? Also how do I take a building from cold dead hands? Isn’t it usually like a form you hand to somebody? I’ve never been evicted so...

You will take my pellet gun and my ninja throwing stars from my cold, dead hands.

 

[Slap47]

Philly boy better start looking for love on Okcupid to find a replacement soon. It will be very hard to find a lesbian, transwoman antifa super soldier interested in BDSM, SJW bullshit, Palestine, Latinx shit, maps, and guns in Portland or the west coast.

That actually seems pretty easy.

More like a pig.

A pig oozing puss and blood from a gash would be thrown into an incinerator for not meeting USDA standards.