FIGGIN 1/26/19 ADF and Victoria have broken up - will leave the apartment in 6 weeks

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Who does he think wants to share rooms with a filthy, sharting pig-potato hybrid?
Don't worry. There are more than enough crazy, desperate troons with low standards out there. Not to mention, antifa is filled with a bunch of dirty, slacker hippies, many of who don't have enough money to take care of themselves. I'm sure if Phil wants a roommate, he'll be able to get one.

Personally, I'm looking forward to it. Because whoever Phil takes for a roommate is going to be ridiculous and crazy and pathetic. The resulting drama should be entertaining.

Not to mention, it's also only a matter of time before Toren lets loose and tells all kinds of embarassing stories about living with Phil. God knows everyone else who's lived with him has given us quality content.
 

Bassomatic

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I hate being late to the punch and missing out on making a good wise crack but this is just great news for all around.

Toren will keep being a grifter this won't change, until we see him moved I won't buy it, these two can NOT help but lie about everything, hell we still aren't 100% Phil really got a chop job. They aren't bright but they know to stop talking (rarely) about things to keep a lie alive, no matter how comical.

Let's pretend this does happen, Toren found a new mark. Phil will get crazier and lonely now the orge isn't there to tell him to pipe down. Phil is gonna kill what little friendships he has locally (assuming they aren't gone already as we've not heard much lately) and be stuck with us. That's right we get more content because Phil is so alone he has to crawl across broken glass to eat our asses out just to we LAUGH at him. That's how much an unwanted sped he is, he's gotta beg and suck up dance the dance WE want to see just for any human interaction. That makes strippers seem morally and socially blessed by comparison. A hooker/stripper may have to say you are cute but Phil has to ramble about totally comical lies to amuse us to even be requoted where we all just, dunk on him. Fuck me that's golden.

Toren will stay a drunk old man wheeling and stealing from who ever, I wonder who the next target it. Now look at Timbo, he's so much better now, he's still a cartoon of a mess and higher functioning than Phil but no more Toren he's better off. We may see a "golden age" of Phil aka he showers once a month and goes to a group therapy thing. The second Toren is out of your life it gets better, his family also proves this.

Then again, there's a slight chance this is all a lie, I doubt it but these two chuckle fucks have nothing better to do than make up stories of how some how Phil is too ninja strong to be in danger but he can't spec ops protect John as well so John has to like witness protection program or some shit. While John just lays drunkenly on the bathroom floor covered in his own vomit like normal.
 

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Don't know if it quite leads anywhere just yet, but I've been keeping an eye on what I can only imagine is an 'egg' that Toren has been trying to hatch, and there's been a lot of more recent interaction between the two of them. Could be nothing, could be the next mark.


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Nichole Raine Chambers (Deadname: Dustin Ryan Chambers)
From Witchita, KS, currently living in Colorado.
https://twitter.com/UniverKarmaWolf (http://archive.fo/1DG6T) (Past names: @SuzukaNSakurai, @AchiTenshiOkami, @N7KarmaWolf)
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Android raptor

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I'm actually surprised they managed to tolerate each other this long, though I'm sure it was only due to Toren not finding another mark. I wonder if it's possible the complex/housing voucher/section 8/whatever Phil has finally put their foot down about him having a squatter? Generally you aren't allowed to have unreported people living with you on those kinds of things.

Also lol@him finding another ANTIFA troon to live with him. Don't even the local ANTIFA kids hate him due to his Occupy Portland antics?

At least the long-suffering neighbor will have one less loud, smelly, hostile troon to deal with.
 

GayestFurryTrash

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Don't know if it quite leads anywhere just yet, but I've been keeping an eye on what I can only imagine is an 'egg' that Toren has been trying to hatch, and there's been a lot of more recent interaction between the two of them. Could be nothing, could be the next mark.


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Nichole Raine Chambers (Deadname: Dustin Ryan Chambers)
From Witchita, KS, currently living in Colorado.
https://twitter.com/UniverKarmaWolf (http://archive.fo/1DG6T) (Past names: @SuzukaNSakurai, @AchiTenshiOkami, @N7KarmaWolf)
https://www.facebook.com/SuzukaNSakurai (http://archive.fo/BRSTU http://archive.fo/RvN4j http://archive.fo/ljMwr)
https://www.twitch.tv/universalkarmawolf
https://www.reddit.com/user/UniversalKarmaWolf/ (http://archive.fo/TgDyf, http://archive.fo/U3evh)
Forget being transgender what the fuck is that? I thought that was mannequin that came to life to escape a mid 2000's hot topic.

That thing is more foundation and wig than human.

I also cannot believe that is actual lipstick, that's fucking sharpie it used to colour its lips.
 

Belligerent Monk

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Given Phil's ongoing obsession with being an Antifa "supersoldier," talk of guns and violence, and his paranoia, I can't help but wonder if Jon woke up to how much of a liability living with Phil really is. I know he's seen Phil do and say some seriously crazy shit that we don't even know about, and he's probably been exposed to some of Phil's Antifa "comrades."

Phil is window-licking stupid, but he's also the kind of guy who could get himself on a government watchlist because he's mentally unstable, has no future and therefore nothing to lose, has violent fantasies, and is easily influenced by people with a political agenda that advocates violence.

I've always thought he'd make a very useful patsy for somebody within Antifa (or other extreme leftist groups) who wanted to commit a terrorist act without getting their hands dirty. Why risk getting caught by delivering a package bomb yourself, when you can have Phil do it? And as much of a coward as he is when it comes to direct physical confrontation, I think it's possible for Phil to get comfortable enough with a gun to open fire on a crowd of the "wrong" sort of people (such as the Patriot Prayer folks). He may not have that bullring in his nose any more, but he could be easily led by the nose by anybody willing to tolerate his presence and prop up his delusions.

I don't think he's about to do anything anytime soon. Maybe he'll never do anything. Maybe it'll be in the run-up to the 2020 elections. Who the fuck knows? But he's a gun- and violence-obsessed outcast who longs for glory and obsesses about his alleged persecutors, and who the fuck would hang out with him if they weren't looking to use him in some way? So maybe Jon knows a lot that we don't about Phil's Antifa "friends," and has decided to gtfo of the splatter zone while he still can.

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I'm not-so-secretly hoping, praying, even that you're 100 percent on the mark because it would be like an orgasm spread across a week or so of 24-hour news coverage after the fact. Not to mention that once the media digs deep into "the mind of the terrorist" after he's done the deed his spergery would be laid bare for all to see and expose antifa as a breeding ground for his ilk.

Alas, I'm not sure there's anyone actually in antifa smart enough to draw the conclusion you speculated on.
 

Coldgrip

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Don't worry. There are more than enough crazy, desperate troons with low standards out there. Not to mention, antifa is filled with a bunch of dirty, slacker hippies, many of who don't have enough money to take care of themselves. I'm sure if Phil wants a roommate, he'll be able to get one.

Personally, I'm looking forward to it. Because whoever Phil takes for a roommate is going to be ridiculous and crazy and pathetic. The resulting drama should be entertaining.
I can just see a steady stream of antifa tards moving in and then out of Phil's hovel when even they get tired of his bouncing and squeaking. The endless parade of losers then turning around and spilling the beans on all of Phil's habits, where he like to go when he's not at home, who he's been hanging out with, and what he's buying will be a valuable source of info and lols.
 

muh_moobs

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A pair of star crossed lovers separated by politics and hate. How tragic but romantic.

Seems like they were together for over 2 years which is surprisingly the longest Toren has been tolerated by somebody in recent history.
Holy shit was it really that long?
 
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Mogambo

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Not to mention, it's also only a matter of time before Toren lets loose and tells all kinds of embarassing stories about living with Phil. God knows everyone else who's lived with him has given us quality content.
Oh I'm sure Toren is going to give us all kinds of juicy details about Phil. In fact, he'll probably do it out of spite alone. You know he hates Phil, and hated having to put up with all of his bouncing and squeaking, his antifa cosplay, his ramblings about his imaginary country and the First Order. He probably can't wait to spill embarrassing story. In fact, he'd be smart to do it pre-emptively to try and make himself look better for the other troons, before Phil says anything bad about him.
 

muh_moobs

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Oh I'm sure Toren is going to give us all kinds of juicy details about Phil. In fact, he'll probably do it out of spite alone. You know he hates Phil, and hated having to put up with all of his bouncing and squeaking, his antifa cosplay, his ramblings about his imaginary country and the First Order. He probably can't wait to spill embarrassing story. In fact, he'd be smart to do it pre-emptively to try and make himself look better for the other troons, before Phil says anything bad about him.
I suspect this starts the very day John arrives at his new hovel.
 

Poiseon

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"I face an existential threat against me from fascists (Kiwi Farms, Patriot Prayer, trans-phobic neighbor downstairs, etc.)"
It's always jarring for me to see people say shit like this. I don't often look for it, and I don't consume content where the behavior is normal. (Not in any fandoms, or online clicks, basically.) So it's always bizarre. God strike me down if it ain't fucking funny though.
 

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"I face an existential threat against me from fascists (Kiwi Farms, Patriot Prayer, trans-phobic neighbor downstairs, etc.)"
It's always jarring for me to see people say shit like this. I don't often look for it, and I don't consume content where the behavior is normal. (Not in any fandoms, or online clicks, basically.) So it's always bizarre. God strike me down if it ain't fucking funny though.
I always laugh when Phil goes on about how GamerGate BitCoin assassins are being sent by Kiwi Farms/transphobes to kill him. Even someone with no moral compass wouldn't want to kill Phil because he’s not worth a jail sentence.
 
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