1/26/2019 - Minas Gerais mining dam collapse disaster - Tom gets trolled on an early morning stream

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Around the 15:17 mark, a "buyer" comes into the Livestream requesting to buy 5 pounds worth of Fire Agates. Tom immediately tries to scam this person by asking "how much are you looking to spend" which is the equivalent of a car salesmen asking "how much do you want to pay a month" before you've even settled on the price of the fucking car.

Tom chimps out when the buyer laughs at him, calls him a scam artist and threatens to kick Tom's ass at the show. Tom believes Mexicans will rush to his aid to avoid getting curbstomped. He tries to play music to cope with his butthurt but eventually shuts down the stream.

Tom has still not made any sales. It's clear that due to his Internet Butthurt and Social Media bans, he's effectively neutered himself from making any real money at the gem show this year; first being late to set up, setting up in a non-foot traffic area and ultimately avoiding people because he's afraid everyone is a Kiwi.

:story:

What a time to be alive.
 

MasterDisaster

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Might want to change that date unless you've got a time machine, @Zeitgeist.

Also Tom utterly failing at this show is really just the best. Of course you know he'll try to pretend he came out ahead after buying more shit and trading his own for ditch weed.
 

Looney Troons

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“How much are you looking to spend?”

Incredible. This is literally the last thing you say to someone who already knows precisely what it is they would like to purchase. Tommy was likely so blazed, pilled, and/or trooned out of his mind that he didn’t actually have a price for any of his wares. If he did, making money and surviving takes the backseat to being a deviant, apparently.

Mr. Trooner has a taste for waste, so he will live another day. Too bad the word salads that will follow contain no nutritional value.
 

MasterDisaster

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“How much are you looking to spend?”

Incredible. This is literally the last thing you say to someone who already knows precisely what it is they would like to purchase. Tommy was likely so blazed, pilled, and/or trooned out of his mind that he didn’t actually have a price for any of his wares. If he did, making money and surviving takes the backseat to being a deviant, apparently.

Mr. Trooner has a taste for waste, so he will live another day. Too bad the word salads that will follow contain no nutritional value.
At last years rock show Tommy had a sign up that was ninety percent troon gibberish followed by his 'business' strategy; none of his shit is priced. He wants to haggle everything or let people 'make him an offer' which is both stupid and poor planning on his part. People go there expecting a range to work with and Toots is too busy napping and taking toke breaks to worry about shit like making a profit. Last year he either traded his nicer rocks for weed or he wasted what money he made buying more rocks. He started the show already in the red and only went deeper.
 
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BigTodd

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“How much are you looking to spend?”

Incredible. This is literally the last thing you say to someone who already knows precisely what it is they would like to purchase. Tommy was likely so blazed, pilled, and/or trooned out of his mind that he didn’t actually have a price for any of his wares. If he did, making money and surviving takes the backseat to being a deviant, apparently.

Mr. Trooner has a taste for waste, so he will live another day. Too bad the word salads that will follow contain no nutritional value.

Classic panhandler/grifter style. Zero sense of how to be a legit business person. Consequently, he's making zero dollars as a result.
 

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