Kiwi Farms

Around the 15:17 mark, a "buyer" comes into the Livestream requesting to buy 5 pounds worth of Fire Agates. Tom immediately tries to scam this person by asking "how much are you looking to spend" which is the equivalent of a car salesmen asking "how much do you want to pay a month" before you've even settled on the price of the fucking car.

Tom chimps out when the buyer laughs at him, calls him a scam artist and threatens to kick Tom's ass at the show. Tom believes Mexicans will rush to his aid to avoid getting curbstomped. He tries to play music to cope with his butthurt but eventually shuts down the stream.

Tom has still not made any sales. It's clear that due to his Internet Butthurt and Social Media bans, he's effectively neutered himself from making any real money at the gem show this year; first being late to set up, setting up in a non-foot traffic area and ultimately avoiding people because he's afraid everyone is a Kiwi.



What a time to be alive.