1/29/2019 - Gem Show Walkabout - Tom inadvertently maps escape routes for Internet Stalkers

[QT 219]

In today's video gallery of fail, Tom waddles through a dead Metropolis, giving viewers access to his wares and heavy breathing from minimum exercise. Tom is also paranoid as fuck of people at the Gem Show so he's gone and done everyone a big favor by creating a 3D tour of how best to fuck with him in public.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Does he not know how to clean his fucking phone camera lens?

 

[Army Burger]

Does he not know how to clean his fucking phone camera lens?

Clean isn't a word in his vocabulary.

 

[BigTodd]

Clean isn't a word in his vocabulary.

Exactly. Just look at the giant mug he drinks out of. That thing is filthy and he never cleans it. It would take zero effort, but Tom lives in filth and doesn't see the need to clean anything.

 

[Army Burger]

Exactly. Just look at the giant mug he drinks out of. That thing is filthy and he never cleans it. It would take zero effort, but Tom lives in filth and doesn't see the need to clean anything.

Zero effort is too much effort for Tom.

Unless he tries to justify diddling dog and girls, he will put some effort into justifying that.