Tommie Tooter is Trumpian because her ladylike majesty is kin with the living trumpet race. From the day she was born, she has had a mystical affinity for the brass-hewn funnel instrument, for it reminded her of a butthole. For you see, she is a closet juggalo, obsessed with buttholes. That's simply how juggalos are made. Fuckin' magnets.
The name Tooter is an homage to her trumpet kin beliefs. She plays Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald all day every day, because trumpets. Dislikes the remakes for containing fewer trumpets.