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Interests 1/6 - Chris at MAGfest

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by KangarooMouse, Jan 6, 2018.

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  1. People that a-log chris are the WORST. How shitty is your life if you have to use him as a measuring stick.
     
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  2. I came here to find out if Chris got his dick sucked or nah (story shortly).

    So the panel was created to definitely be a huge mockery of Chris. Chris wasn't invited as far as I'm aware of, and only decided to come because he got wind of it. It was more or less of a surprise to the people running the panel when they found out he was there. They definitely glossed over a lot of their slides and made it seem more positive. They stopped shortly before the end of the slideshow to have Chris talk.

    A lot of the shit they said was wrong, even simple stuff like "he got fired from Burger King." Apparently their biggest source wasn't even the CWCkipedia, but random videos of other people talking about him or interviews, which is just lazy but pretty funny.

    Story time. So after Chris spoke and was heading back to his seat in the back, he was highfiving people. This one girl got a highfive and a hug from him and basically just shrieked with happiness. She shook her hand at her friend yelling about how Chris touched her hand and wouldn't let anything touch that hand. And kept going on and on about how Chris touched her and was overjoyed by it to the point that I actually thought this girl was going to go find him to suck his dick. She wasn't even a fat or unattractive girl either so idk.
     
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  3. For over ten years, Chris has been justifiably ridiculed for having an ego the size of a planet despite his utter failure at, well, everything. This weekend a packed auditorium of people cheered and applauded him, celebrating his mere existence on planet earth. No amount of alcohol can enable me to understand how the universe works. Should I believe in God? The Secret? The power of positive thinking? There has to be some hidden occult meaning, far beyond my comprehension, for such things to happen. Upon my death bed, as the snowglobe drops from my fingers, my last words will be "Chris Chan...."
     
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  4. Looks like he's actually going places. I'm proud of him.
     
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  5. I don't see how people can A-Log Chris. He had already lost the genetic lottery when he was conceived by a drunken elderly couple. Years of trolling & isolation have undoubtedly fucked him up, & he wasn't the most socially well-adjusted person before them. No one has any reason to envy him. Yeah, he gets money for sitting on his ass, but at what cost?

    Let him have his little moment in the sun.
     
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  6. Chris is not famous for being attractive and talented, he's famous for being a gross reject.
    Groupies are like this, if you told them a turd was famous, they too would want to touch it.
     
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  7. Whats with the gopnik look? Even if someone trolled him into dressing like a slavic exceptional individual he does look like he is having fun, good for him.
     
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  8. B...but he's LITERALLY HITLER because strangers on the internet made him say "niggos!" He's a menace to society for drawing bad Sonic recolors!
     
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  9. James Franco's The Disaster Autist.
     
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  10. These people don't realize that applause can also be along the lines of laughing at a dancing monkey making a fool of itself which Chris could fall under. Also nice to see the A-Log's come out to REEEE hard at this.

    Don't underestimate the autism Chris attracts. To this day, CWC will still have some detractors who think what Saddam did in the Gulf is potatoes to what Chris is doing.

    This. The applause Chris receives is the kind that is more or less the kind that is laughing at him and not in a way of laughing at a joke a comedian made but rather at how much of a boob Chris made himself.
     
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  11. So am I right in understanding that this Fagnest event was organized by the nation of Israel?
     
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  12. Kiwifest when
     
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  14. ...I'm just getting vibes from the final scenes of The Elephant Man here.



    It's nice that he had a good time and all, but everyone's pretty much applauding him as some ironic novelty than as an equal. It doesn't sit right with me. Not to mention how bad he might crash into slumber once the con high wears off and he's back to being regular old Christine, living in near-poverty with a near-vegetative mother and posting new things to crossover Sonichu with on Facebook. Christine may as well enjoy these happy moments whilst he can, because I can't see many more happening in the near future.
     
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  15. I got more of a this vibe:

     
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  16. Well, remember what happened after BronyCon - it started the voice actress and Doopie stalking thing because Chris was so welcomed and people sought him out.

    Wait until after he gets home from this, his very own panel that drew a huge crowd, and legit girls coming up to him. I have a feeling he's going to spend a good deal of time trying to hunt down these girls and creep on them.

    This may be what kicks things into overdrive for a Chandler 2018.
     
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  17. After his recent near silence on Twitter, I'm kinda relieved he's out having fun and hell even if people are laughing at him not with, he'll never know anyway.

    Gonna predict the next few weeks will parallel directly with his post BronyCon high for last year.
     
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  18. I hope Chris has a "I am a golden god" moment at a con hotel party. He can show them his ability to fly thanks to all their positive energy and good vibes.
     
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