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Interests 1/6 - Chris at MAGfest

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by KangarooMouse, Jan 6, 2018.

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  1. Well yeah obviously people like Chris in some form. Even if you're just following his antics you're clearly enjoying it. The shit Chris does is funny, so that's enough of a reason to show up. I don't know how many people wish him well, but unless Chris does intentionally something malicious I don't wish for anything bad to happen.

    The harassing women thing always makes me laugh. Yeah Chris gives some women unwanted attention, and sometimes does and says some creepy/disgusting shit (like shecameforcwc, sex doll videos, etc.) but it's not like it's actually harmful (except when he when he tried to motorboat Catherine). IMO Chris trying to flirt with people isn't that different from some random asshole making unwanted advances or saying unwanted things. It's not like Chris is trying to rape people.
     
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  2. Some kid told me it stands for Every Day I Did A Shit. I guess he wasn't good at spelling...
     
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  3. If your first reaction to seeing Chris experiencing joy isn't seething rage and a malevolent desire to ruin it for him, then you were never a true Sonichu fan. God I hope someone dug up Patti and threw Barb in the empty plot and buried her while he was away.
     
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  4. There’s been a nasty stomach bug going around Va lately. That might be why?
     
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  5. Please alert them to this, BMO! Tell them that it's not a good reflection on their business because now every sped will want to be sponsored.

    I showed a friend a photo of Chris with people at the con, and she said, "what is that old farmer doing hanging out with those kids?" I am not being insulting to Chris, but everywhere he goes, he does stand out in some way or another.

    Yeah, when are we going to start admitting that Chris has some latent homosexual tendencies combined with autogynephelia that will eventually lead him to solicit the company of a big strong male?

    It sucks, society has just been so irrevocably damaged that now even sexual deviants and maladjusted millennials want a mascot. The thing you have to remember is that they're not actually celebrating Chris or his life's work, they're basically projecting their own freak flags onto him in celebration of their own "Fuck You" to society. It's very different from acknowledging Chris as a human being capable of thought, talent, and charisma. The panel host didn't even care enough to get correct information, which lets you know how much they really admire and respect OPL. There's a vast wiki of mostly exaggerated yet accurate information provided by Chris himself. People at this con have even called him a meme, which is basically a one-dimensional e-parody created for personal entertainment. I mean shit, I don't exactly like Chris, but I am personally offended by this. It's like people throwing pennies at him but on a larger scale.
    Eventually, everyone will realize how boring and one-dimensional Chris truly is, which will be bad for OPL.
     
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  6. I wonder if Chris bought any old video games to add to the hoard?

    That's why I'd go to MAGfest.
     
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  7. ITT lots of people salty that the Internet's biggest exceptional individual has a more active social life then them.

    Thread needs an infected tag.
     
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  8. Did the Chris Chan panel involved chris originally or did he just show up?
     
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  9. He just showed up, the panelist was exceptional enough to improvise.
    Oh, stop! This is how Chris expresses himself as a "woman"......remember, your opinions don't matter! All that matters is that Chris genuinely believes he's dressing and acting like a real lay-deeh :tomgirl:
    He even got a hunky man to lift him off his hooves! He's already exercising his feminine wiles.
     
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    #349 Mariposa Electrique, Jan 8, 2018
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    #350 The American Hedgehog, Jan 8, 2018
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  11. It's a shame to think that somebody that Chris has never met before could give him more care and good memories than Barb has over the past decade.
     
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  12. Genuinely thrilled for Chris. Also loving his Brian Johnson meets S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ensemble.

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  14. tfw you've had so little human contact or touch that you literally want to watch a video of yourself being hugged so you can experience it over and over again.
     
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  15. I still say it's disturbing beyond belief that Chris is getting giddy over being hugged and lifted up by a dang dirty male. Either Chris is experiencing some pretty serious daddy issues or, as @Mariposa Electrique has pointed out, his latent homosexual tendencies/gender confusion may be coming to light.
     
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  16. Looks like big daddy Spinalpalm just got his very own little. Good thing cons only last for 1 day to a week or Chris would be creeping everyone out.

    Yeah, Chris got too heavy for a reason. Only toddlers and newborns are meant for carrying. Chris having a fun time is cool and all, but to bring up this encounter more than once is just strange.
    Then saying he wants to watch it over and over again is even weirder.
    Also add that this guy is good looking versus the other strange ugly guy that was hugging Chris (who Chris didn't make a fuss over), it seems pretty swishy.
     
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    #358 Mariposa Electrique, Jan 8, 2018
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  17. Heh, so, what everyone seems to be wondering: does Chris smell? No. At least, there isn't like some miasma cloud hanging around him. I was pretty close to him, but I obviously didn't stick my nose in his shirt or anything. So if he's got a smell, you definitely won't notice anything just casually hanging around him, and even if you really are determined to get a whiff, it's probably not that strong. (It helps that it's the winter, and so he's not hustling around in the heat.)

    No perfume or axe this time either.
    Chris has not been convicted of any felonies. The closest one was the Snyder hit-and-run incident. That was a wobbler and could've been (and ended up being) charged as a misdemeanor.

    In regards to the house fire and the keurig, Barb directed him to setup the coffeemaker with the extension cord over the bathroom door. (She might've also been the one using the coffeemaker when it went up in flames, but that's kind of a minor issue; the cord was frayed by then, the deed was done.)

    He's only committed assault once, that was the pepper spray incident. It was a misdemeanor. (Admittedly, still pretty shitty.)

    Going over what you're complaining about, and once you filter out the incorrect claims, like I've just done here, you're basically left with a whole lot of "wow, Chris is gross and stupid, fuck him!". I think it's really petty and cranky, all things considered.

    The worst you can say about Chris is that he's stupid and fat and gross. Rarely does he ever do anything malicious with intent. I find it hard to get so frothingly mad about someone like that.

    Heh, and keep in mind, a big chunk of the things you say were a result of Chris being catfished by groups of strangers for a decade. Don't underestimate the level of control trolls had over him. Remember, trolls got him to shove his medallion up his ass, stick his dick in snow, smash his property (the PS3) and drive several states over to meet a nonexistent girl.

    Goddamn, tone it down a notch, Chris isn't mecha hitler.
    I didn't get a great look at it, but it looked like some sort of novelty bat, probably something purchased in the dealer's hall.
    Trolling's gotten less antagonism based (ie people aren't setting up an opponent for Chris, like Liquid or Clyde anymore), so he doesn't really dwell on his enemies that much anymore. Also, yeah, he's mellowing out because of age. And he's on valium or some shit, right? That probably contributes.

    It's probably an influence of several things, rather than one big smoking gun.
    Chris has always been the little boy. Remember in THAT IS MY HOUSE? Bob, a tiny little old man, is yelling at Chris and Chris is cowering, even though Chris is like a head taller and probably has 60+ pounds on him.

    I don't think it takes much to remind Chris of the memories of being a kid, because he still feels like one everyday anyway.
     
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  18. This is I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME as fuck. Grow up.

    You really don't have to justify your desire to live and let live like this. In fact, you shouldn't. By rationalizing that it's okay for Chris to experience momentary happiness only because of the many other ways he will continue to fail and suffer, it makes it sound like you believe Chris deserves misery. And that makes you seem psychotic.

    A reasonable person will view Chris's misery as a simple (sometimes funny, yet ultimately unfortunate) matter of cause and effect. Only weirdos believe in some karmic scorecard and cosmic justice. If Chris is finding a way to lead a happy life and isn't hurting other people, then he deserves happiness as much as anyone else, regardless of how bald and fat and smelly he is.
     
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