A thousand years old
True & Honest Fan
Fortunately, I think the chances of him getting the opportunity are slim to nil. No teenager is going to go anywhere near this toothless gremlin, and no parent would leave their children alone with him. Looking, acting, talking and smelling the way he does, he probably couldn’t even get it from a crack whore.The more he talks about it the less chance he'll have to actually do it.