Tattoos 1/9/18 - New Year, New Tattoos - Leg Day, Spanglish, Kylo & More!

[JSGOTI]

I bring to you, the newest round of terrible tattoos that Phil has once more forced an artist to permanently embed in his fetid flesh. And were it not for the descriptions on Instagram, there's absolutely no way that some of it would even be readable, as the first tattoos on the back of his legs read as 'Teit Fuerza' and 'Teit Coraje' at first glance, due to the edgy font that he designed himself.

#kyloren #thelastjedi #lightsaber

And can I just say, that the 2-3 hours of electrolysis that he goes to, three times a week, is doing wonders for all of that italian body hair /s
#HairErrywhere

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Is that barbed wire font?

 

[JB 236]

I am pretty sure that looks pretty 14/88

Bar that hipster tree shit.

 

[Hen in a tie]

God the ones on his wrist MOTHER FUCKING THIGH are saying "Have strength, have Fury" and the Crylo Ren tattoo says "Let the past die"

 

[Ruin]

Is he still wastimg tons of money going to the bay area just to be tattooed by a real spic or did he find someone in Portland to scribble his prison ink.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

He must be prepping for an incredible begathon

 

[Sperglord Dante]

"have strength" and "have courage" are written in proper Spanish.

He completely fucked up the grammar on "let the past die", though.

 

[JSGOTI]

Is he still wastimg tons of money going to the bay area just to be tattooed by a real spic or did he find someone in Portland to scribble his prison ink.

He's got an ftm trans tattoo artist doing the scratcher ink these days.
http://ritualartspdx.com/our-artists/chaz-vitale/

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

He's got an ftm trans tattoo artist doing the scratcher ink these days.
http://ritualartspdx.com/our-artists/chaz-vitale/

Read that as "ritual art sped." Accurate.

 

[Flareon]

Please tell me this garbage was done in someone's kitchen. I really don't want to believe a professional shop would produce something this horrifyingly bad

 

[JSGOTI]

Please tell me this garbage was done in someone's kitchen. I really don't want to believe a professional shop would produce something this horrifyingly bad

http://ritualartspdx.com/
Ritual Arts is Portland’s first Green Certified tattoo and piercing studio. We are located in the heart of the Hollywood District. We offer custom tattooing and body piercing with a great selection of exclusively vegan, socially responsible body jewelry, materials and after care products. Those seeking a fun, sacred, unique opportunity to honor their bodies will find a home at Ritual Arts. We are a queer owned studio that offers a comfortable, safe, and relaxing space where everyone is welcomed with our friendly and excellent customer service by staff. Our goal is to treat everyone like they are part of the Ritual Arts family.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Please tell me this garbage was done in someone's kitchen. I really don't want to believe a professional shop would produce something this horrifyingly bad

From what I understand, Phil draws all the tattoos by hand and then demands the artists copy them onto his body exactly as drawn.

 

[Pocoyo]

Not too much longer until he has more hair on his chest than his head.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Every time Phil tries to feminize himself he just comes off looking more and more like an ICP neo-nazi.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

If I had to define exceptionality using only pictures I’d just make a slide show of Phil’s body art.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

The triangle in the tree one is a symbol meaning Earth. Is he claiming he's a pagan or something?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

He's got an ftm trans tattoo artist doing the scratcher ink these days.
http://ritualartspdx.com/our-artists/chaz-vitale/

With Sonjichu, we could all kind of argue about if he was actually a bad tattoo artist, or if he was just doing a really good job recreating Phils childish scrawling. With this dude... he really is just a terrible tattoo artist. Look how fucking bad that t-rex is.

 

[Positron]

The triangle in the tree one is a symbol meaning Earth. Is he claiming he's a pagan or something?

He has claimed to be almost anything under the sun: Buddhist, Shinto, Jewish, Wiccan, Satanist.

 

[lemongrab]

Uh, no one's pointed out the DIRT behind his knees?! It's actually blackened, and absolutely gross.

And someone touched that.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

He looks like he's got some monster fucking calves on some tiny little ankles