Lovequest 10-02-18 CWC Vs McD's -

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CatParty

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Gooby

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I wonder why Chris doesn't like the self service kiosks, surely they'd be great for someone as awkward as him?
It's not that he doesn't like the kiosks, he doesn't like that the seats are closer together and by the window now, as light will sometimes touch the seats and nearby customers will be close enough to smell him.

He might have liked the fact that he could talk to the cashiers and not give them a chance to leave, but he has no issue with the kiosk given his "solution" was to put the kiosk in front of the window instead of remove it.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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More sociable. Remember all those photos and reports of Chris eating alone at McDonald's? Get over it, Chris. I'm sure that the last thing on someone's mind while sucking down a big mac is making eye contact with a greasy haired, pot belly tranny.
This new design is probably efficient at getting people like Chris out of the place in less than 20 minutes to make room for even more lard asses.
 
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Slightly OT but why kick the old folks out? The McDonalds corporation doesn't exactly need the money they're losing from a few pensioners sitting around and not eating a full meal each. For all the trouble of calling 911 to shift them, they might as well just let them sit in.

Also, I can totally see why Chris would hang out in a McDonalds. Familiar setting, bright colours, WiFi, and he can get up at any time to spend pocket change on a meal with zero nutritional value and a "collectible" toy. It has Chris written all over it. And if McDonalds in the US are anything like the ones near me, he's probably not the strangest person in there in the evenings.
 

LagoonaBlue

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It's not that he doesn't like the kiosks, he doesn't like that the seats are closer together and by the window now, as light will sometimes touch the seats and nearby customers will be close enough to smell him.

He might have liked the fact that he could talk to the cashiers and not give them a chance to leave, but he has no issue with the kiosk given his "solution" was to put the kiosk in front of the window instead of remove it.

Isn't there a reason the kiosks are slap bang in the middle of the restaurant?
 
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