I drink and talk profanely
Tom is pissed!
TOM WILL KILL!!!
UPDATE: Tommy admitted he's an 'angry old man'
Senpai noticed me!!!!
Already working on a timestamp list.
"I'm not gonna give them the attention they want anymore. I'm not gonna chimp out. I have no horse in this race." Proceeds to livestream himself throwing a tantrum over Kiwi Farms, puts his phone number in the livechat and for the 8,000th time admits to committing both statutory rape and bestiality.
Already working on a timestamp list.
At this rate in a few years the doddering Sabrina will have taken advantage of sweet young preadolescent ingenue Thomas.less than a minute in...."15 and 3/4 years old...."
getting right to the point for once!
never change Sir!
is this the fabled "zooming"?
0:01 Tom tries to convince himself/the audience that he isn't desperately lonely. 1 minute into the video he begins telling the Sabrina/Lady stories. Again. Dee and Sneasel are still living rent free in his head.
4:00 Tom rambles about Fauci, the coof and masks. He seems to keep a Facebook account active for the sole purpose of getting angry at it.
5:55 He gets angry at trolls and talks out of his arse about his "technical expertise."
7:34 Looks particularly deranged while owning someone with a witty comment.
11:24 Tom rages over Dee and Sneasel comments and fake laughs to hide to real pain.
14:24 COPD rears it's ugly head.
14:56 An unsteady Toots stumbles back into his chair. (That wasn't "water" that he was getting.) Continues to read posts in a mocking tone in order to show how not mad he is at them. Projects like an IMAX.
17:25 Drops the dreaded f-slur.
19:10 Tommy gives his take on the Stonewall riots. Heavily influenced by conspiracy theory. (Mostly reading the writing of others.}
26:42 Tom is desperately lonely and has nothing else to do. He claims to be busy cleaning/organizing the space behind him.
27:48 Raging at Sneasel. However accurate it might be, fails to recognize that everything he says also applies to him.
28:43 to 29:30 Gollum impression interrupted by lighting up a joint.
30:20 to 32:00 Blank staring, creepy smiling, gross coughing and dead air.
32:29 to 32:51 Tom smiles and giggles like a brain damaged demonic infant.
33:56 Trolls detected. Engaging.
34:35 Tom struggles to use the phone. (I wasn't kidding. He may not be slurring too badly, but he is fucked up.)
35:43 Tom interrogates a poor waitress on a Saturday night over whether a specific patron is in her restaurant based on what he was eating, He grins maniacally while on hold. He then gets a hold of the manager. He tells the manager that a government agent who has committed terrible crimes against him is currently having dinner in his restaurant. He would like the manager to pick out said agent and get him on the phone. The manager does a very good job at dealing with a nutcase. Tom smiles triumphantly like this is some sort of victory.
41:08 Someone named Emma chimes in as a chat member. Tom gets into the teenager and dog (thankfully figuratively this time). Again.
41:44 Hi, Tommy! (The KF DDOS protection is actually an attempt to put cookies in tom's browser. Remember, everyone: programming genius.)
42:35 Tom is totally not ass-wounded over Queen of the Harpies' posts.
44:28 Tom looks like a gleeful, senile, toothless baby while reading KF posts.
46:00 Tom gets very angry over both Dee and gender theory. This goes on for a little while.
50:36 People notice that Tommy is live. Trolls begin showing up in chat. COPD intensifies.
51:10 Tommy has to Replace his Mouse: A comedy of errors in one act.
52:00 He has no interest in KF or AMB and has no plans to give them any more laughs despite livestreaming his responses to them.
52:15 AMB is working for the National Institute of Mental Health and have been told to investigate him.
52:40 "Im gonna take you down or I'm gonna die first." Place your bets, everyone!
53:30 Huh? Oh, yeah. The mouse. Reading between the lines: He spends a good chunk of his day stumbling around completely trashed.
54:25 Trump has the coof. Tom's vapid thoughts on the matter.
58:00 Tom begins responding to/ blocking trolls in chat. Still can't help discussing the age of consent. Brings up that the low end is 9-12.
59:50 Tom falls for the 'I'm outside your house" troll again as well as one troll that claims to have Alex Jones on the phone.
1:01:15 Mr. "I don't want anymore contact from these people" posts his phone number in the chat. Also claims that other people have too much time on their hands and nothing constructive to do with it.
1:02:24 Tom's camera goes about as fuzzy as his thinking while he starts blocking trolls.
1:02:48 Healthy people don't need to explicitly state that they have no sexual interest in children, scumfuck.
1:04:02 Saxophone makes it's first appearance. EAR RAPE WARNING Tells a troll to kill himself halfway through his "performance."
1:09:00 Brave Sir Tommy rejoins battle against the trolls.
1:09:20 Discuses favorite colors , take a big gulp of "water."
1:10:04 An unidentified person angered Tommy with her views on voting and he opines on how voting is still useful and necessary and the anarchists and "socialists" who are trying to stop people from voting need to shut up. ...because Zionists are trying to kill off the LGBTQ population and democracy will stop them. He gets distracted by a troll.
1:12:18 Ear Rape 2: The Revenge
1:14:20 a troll reaches Tom over the phone. I have no idea what, if anything they were trying to say. Tom remains self righteous. Tom fiddles around with his phone like the boomer that he is.
1:16:35 Quote from Tom: "I don't condone sex with minors under 14." Also quotes from Tom: "There are exceptions to every rule." "I believe people under the age of 14 should be able to marry if the circumstances are right. "
1:20:29 Tom attempts to reclaim moral high ground. Faceplants.
1:22:00 The inevitable ragequit.