LGBT 10-04-15 Chris is relieved Waterman does not look like him -

[CatParty]

this is the followup/call back joke to this incident
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-post-10-5-waterman-trolls-chris.2273/

Edit: I just realized it was almost two years to the day that it took Chris to admit waterman doesn't look like him

 

[Hyperion]

The autism is overpowering.

 

[MrTroll]

10/10 kike nose

 

[noooooway]

damn, even chris is thankful he's not waterman

 

[The Man With No Name]

 

[QI 541]

Wait he actually changed his name to "Christine"?

 

[BT 075]

 

[Cuck Norris]

"A common symptom of autism is the inability to distinguish faces."

 

[Null]

Why are these three people friends.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Why are these three people friends.

The reason begins with A and ends in M!

 

[noooooway]

Why are these three people friends.

i think in theory, chris gets asspats (and sometimes pity(?) money!) from the two and they get back the satisfaction that the one person that all these people try to befriend/troll is their friend instead.
in practice chris is just telling them off most days for bothering him with their presence or on a good day, inserting himself into a conversation that has nothing to do with him so no one is happy?
why are these three friends still?

 

[Stress Sigh]

How long until waterman and kengle become trannies? It seems to be the lolcow final form.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

The reason begins with A and ends in M!

Ass to mouth? o.O That's forward of Christine

 

[TrippinKahlua]

This still looks like Waterhead though.

 

[CatParty]

This still looks like Waterhead though.

that is christine

 

[Optimus Prime]

I seriously wonder what would have happened if instead of a true picture of himself, Waterman just shopped in a pic of Chris over his face half-decently instead.

What exactly is Chris so afraid of somebody looking just like him, impossible as that is?

 

[JULAY]

Chris has it all backwards... Waterman should be the one who is relieved that he doesn't look like Chris!

 

[butt in trouble]

Look at that lazy eye! GOD DAMN!

 

[Jozef]

They should both be relieved that they don't look like each other.

 

[MrTroll]

I seriously wonder what would have happened if instead of a true picture of himself, Waterman just shopped in a pic of Chris over his face half-decently instead.

What exactly is Chris so afraid of somebody looking just like him, impossible as that is?

He sees himself as a beautiful, fabulous lady, not a big-nosed homo, so it's completely understandable that he wouldn't appreciate being compared to Waterhead. I'm sure he wouldn't object if someone said he looks just like Kate Upton.