10-09-15 phil thinks people want to talk to him. claims he can comprehend a book. still fat as hell -

[CatParty]

he also poorly pluralizes an already pluralized word "men"

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Like anyone can get withing 5 meters of Phil without getting KO'd by the stench.

 

[BT 075]

I would mansplain to Phil he's illiterate but that would be gaslighting.

 

[Hyperion]

The only time people talk to Phil is when they tell him to leave.

 

[Ravenor]

Phil Spot the Dog isn't a acedemic tomb, you will be able to put it down quite easily and pick it up again should some one be brave enough to talk to you.

 

[MMX]

Hanging out in a library, scaring kids and using free internet isnt technically reading a book.

 

[Randy Lahey]

I think Phil might be illiterate.

 

[Spooky_Scary]

You have enough problems Phil, stop posting about ones you don't have.

 

[MMX]

Phil your make believe street sign codex is not a real book.
Its the spergings of a mad man.

 

[AnOminous]

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he also poorly pluralizes an already pluralized word "men"

Why is that even gendered? If people are reading in public they don't want to fucking talk to you. Leave them alone.

 

[AP 297]

One image says it all. No man, woman or child wants to be near Phil, period.

Spoiler: Horrific

If you saw this on a bus, you would not catcall. You would not want to approach. You would be revolted down to your core and you would hide your children and/or loved ones away from it.

You might stare at it, but you would be careful to avoid it at all costs. It would be some of the most revolting moments of your life. The look and the horrific smell say it all.

 

[QE 757]

philthy phil is fat and smells bad

 

[Adamska]

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he also poorly pluralizes an already pluralized word "men"

Phil, this is reality calling: you need to be reading books for this to apply to you. You haven't done that since you were kicked out of college, because you went "Why read when I can anime and become Sakura?" Hell, the last book you genuinely read was likely earlier; in your sped classes in school.

 

[Ravenor]

The only book anyone needs to have who might encounter Phil

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

This is another Phil-style wish fulfilllment fantasy. He truly wants to believe men lavish him with such constant attention that he must STOP it for his own sanity. It's a variation on how obsessed he is with rape... I suspect the root cause of both cases is that he finds male attention very enjoyable.

 

[Le Bateleur]

That's some bad advice, Phil. You should always listen to your ass. That way you can avoid

 

[Ravenor]

That's some bad advice, Phil. You should always listen to your ass. That way you can avoid

This is a man who eats ungodly amounts of cheese, your really optimistic if you think he can trust his farts at the best of times.

 

[Ferls]

"Menz"?
I turn away for a few days and Phil turns into some kind of 12 year old.
All because some people intentionally spell it that way in one specific mocking context.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The look and the horrific smell say it all.

Phil not only willingly had that picture taken, but posted it on the internet as well. The word "epic" is overused nowadays, but Phil's lack of self-awareness is of epic proportions.

 

[Mogambo]

Phil, since we all know you read these forums, I can assure you nobody is trying to pick you up or have sex with your disgusting fat ass. You don't pass as a woman, and even if you did, you'd be one ugly ass woman. Speaking as a heterosexual male, we aren't into you. Sorry. Besides I suspect you'd be more likely to eat a block of cheese than read a book on any given day.