10-11-15 Italian-American Phil rages against his cultural heritage -
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Phil should actually be proud of his Italian heritage. Italy gave us the Renaissance, the best cuisine in the world, coffee, and pretty much laid the foundation for modern Western culture. In comparison, Latin America has contributed fuck &/or all to the world unless you count enchiladas, 22 varieties of black beans on rice and horrifying dictatorships as meaningful contributions to mankind.
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He probably got pizza after he posted these.
Phil pretending to be not white when he looks like a bleached potato never gets old to me. Especially when it comes to the fact he's using his Italian-American dad's side of the family to lie about being hispanic (despite it being cultural, not ethnic) while hating his dad for trying to make him responsible.
Haven't you heard? Those dang dirty white people have no culture of their own and stole literally everything from proud POCs.
Those were good things. Phil just wants to watch the world burn.
That's a big part but his extra hate of white men is self loathing. Granted if I was Phil I'd hate myself too.
Puerto Rico doesn't even have those, just shitty music.
If Phil was a real Latinx he'd be supporting Senor Trump like this proud WoC.
To be fair, Phil doesn't know about any of Latin American's contributions to mankind as much as he likes to puff up the "Latinx" culture. His exposure to Latino and Hispanic culture is 1990's movies and Taco Bell.
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Aren't Italians, or at least Sicilians, considered "PoC" by some?
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Ehhhh... The whole Italians not being considered "White" thing kinda ended by the 80's in the US.
Of course Phil would cheer on vandalism of fine art.
Southern Italians can look pretty not-white, or at least biracial. All that North Africa influence.
This is racist against me and the proud and diverse Latin people's.
We're on the same boat here,over 300 Latin soldiers are fighting for pseudopablo's death,don't insult us!.
As an italian guy myself, I'm not going to deny that Italians have been huge assholes throughout history, but denying the impact Italians have had culturally is just ridiculous.
Oh I would think Phil would love Columbus, since you know, he sailed for Spain. In fact, Phil appears to have placed the Niña, Pinta and Santa Maria on Australatina's coat of arms. Not only that, but Columbus was the governor of Spanish Hispaniola, was married to a Portuguese woman (and had a Spanish mistress) and may have been of Castillian, Catalan, Portuguese or Sephardic Jewish descent himself. Columbus apparently never wrote in Italian (well Ligurian) but he did write in Castillian, Catalan and Portuguese, even when corresponding with his brother.
Actually, coffee originates in Ethiopia and spread into the Middle East and North Africa through southern Arabia and Egypt. Eventually it was adopted by the Ottomans who spread it to the rest of Europe via Venice. Ironically drinking coffee was considered a "Muslim practice" enough that Clement VIII tried (unsuccessfully) to ban it.
You're also forgetting the huge contributions Italy made to theatre and later cinema. But let's be honest, Phil doesn't give a shit about art and culture.
Latin America contributed plenty to the world. Ever heard of the Tango, Gabriel García Márquez, Jorge Luis Borges, arepas, tequila, Machu Pikchu or Cristóbal Rojas? Its just that, to Phil, being 'Latino' means being a dirty homeless person covered in shitty tattoos. Most Latinos I've known aspire to (and indeed enjoy) a much higher standard of living. Hell even the actual gangsta types at least groom themselves and get decent looking tattoos.
It kind of cuts both ways. Lots of people in northern Africa could be considered 'white,' which kind of goes to show how arbitrary racial definitions are, especially in the US. Moroccans, Turks and Israelis can be pretty much indistinguishable from Portuguese, Italians or Croatians.
It does have Chupacabras though. That's gotta count for something.
Actually, coffee originates in Ethiopia and spread into the Middle East and North Africa through southern Arabia and Egypt. Eventually it was adopted by the Ottomans who spread it to the rest of Europe via Venice. Ironically drinking coffee was considered a "Muslim practice" enough that Clement VIII tried (unsuccessfully) to ban it.
You're also forgetting the huge contributions Italy made to theatre and later cinema. But let's be honest, Phil doesn't give a shit about art and culture.
Latin America contributed plenty to the world. Ever heard of the Tango, Gabriel García Márquez, Jorge Luis Borges, arepas, tequila, Machu Pikchu or Cristóbal Rojas? Its just that, to Phil, being 'Latino' means being a dirty homeless person covered in shitty tattoos. Most Latinos I've known aspire to (and indeed enjoy) a much higher standard of living. Hell even the actual gangsta types at least groom themselves and get decent looking tattoos.
It kind of cuts both ways. Lots of people in northern Africa could be considered 'white,' which kind of goes to show how arbitrary racial definitions are, especially in the US. Moroccans, Turks and Israelis can be pretty much indistinguishable from Portuguese, Italians or Croatians.
It does have Chupacabras though. That's gotta count for something.
So, if Phil hates his Italian roots so much, then I expect him to give up his pizza habit. Spray painting on statues is an empty gesture, giving up pizza would be consistent with his anti-European ideology, and would make a real statement.
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That's all Phil and his fellow turds are capable of.
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