10/11/2016 - Phil Claims He Got Himself A Gal - "And they are on the way to live with me"

[Flame the Sunbird]

 

[Lunete]

So Phil got himself a body pillow?

 

[FisterSister]

So he got a 'girl' and she's already moving in?
Well he's living up the the lesbian joke of bringing a u-haul to the second date at least.

 

[Bassomatic]

Phil got cat fished, epic.

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

If it is even true it explains how Phil got a apartment but then Phil lies all the time.

Edit: There is no way that tard is paying for his own Apartment.

 

[Coldgrip]

Their name? Pleasant Forecast.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

inb4 it's a real doll or some male dangerhair who claims he's a woman that phil found on tumblr

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

I hope it's either Rika or Chloe Sagal. They'd deserve each other

 

[Jaded Optimist]

So a girlfriend who is instantly moving in? My guess is the legit renter of the apartment. Maybe he got scammed. I'm guessing "she" is the one who is on the lease (but lives out of state) and Phil was just securing the apartment for them

Breakup saga when?

Ooo! Maybe it's his head mate "red light"

 

[JSGOTI]

Tweaker? Or maybe Dusty?

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

I hope it's either Rika or Chloe Sagal. They'd deserve each other

I hope its Rika that magical shit throwing tranny.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

It's the person actually on the lease, who is unaware of Phil's claims.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

My money is on someone more retarded and homeless than Phil.

 

[Bad Dog]

Thry say if you masturbate with a numb hand it feels like someone else is doing it. Phil's gf is Palmela Handerson

 

[Tranquil Beetle]

My money is on someone more exceptional and homeless than Phil.

@MrCKmongler

 

[AnOminous]

This is either absolute bullshit, Phil has actually found someone stupid as fuck enough to allow him to move in another degenerate as bad as he is to steal free rent and be impossible to evict, or it's partial bullshit.

 

[Helvetica Scenario]

Tweaker? Or maybe Dusty?

Unlikely, they're both dang dirty males.

If this is true my suspicion is that this 'girlfriend' is another dangerhaired tumblr transthing, given Phil's apparent slip-up about his 'trans friend' in one of his nine billion demands for cisbux.

 

[Sandwichu]

Girlfriend or not, there is no benefit in living with Phil. I wonder how long it will take this girlfriend to get tired of Phil and kick him out of the apartment.

 

[RI 360]

I never wished IRL had a fast forward button as hard as I do now. I hope this is real, it'll be a disaster.

 

[skaytec]

Is another of his shitty delusions, or he befriended some hobo with a wig. Phil is the one of the most repulsive person of his bridge, both outside and inside.