10/11/2016 - Phil Posts Massive Rant, Claims $100/Hr For Sex Work -

[Smutley]

Now, mind you, I've had the misfortune of trawling the Portland Backpages for ads by Phil and there are none there so he must be working a street corner. Right?

When you set this as your profile picture but are so lazy you can't even make a free ad...

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Phil forgot to include that space below the content note this time.

And of course he still thinks he lives in constant struggle.

 

[Darndirty]

See he admits it, why bust your ass at a real job when you can sell your ass on the streets and make triple that..the problem he's too dumb to realize is that minimum wage is steady income, sex work with a potato is not. In fact if I was Phil I'd worry about anyone willing to pay him for sex, he's gonna end up in a shallow grave in the Oregon forest.

 

[Ravenor]

I've had the misfortune of trawling the Portland Backpages for ads by Phil and there are none there so he must be working a street corner. Right?

I know that pain... so many meth whores, land whales and "other", yet not a single Phil.

 

[Spudnik]

$100/hr x 0hr =$0

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Holy shit, $9.25 an hour to flip burgers? I mean I'm all for a minimum wage that you can live off of but that sounds like a pretty sweet deal.

Fast food only pays like $7.50 an hour where I live.

 

[Darndirty]

Man if I had my whole life subsidised with no supervision if I wasted it on toys or sex toys, the last thing I'd do is talk shit about the system that takes care of me..you know what system woukdnt do that, communism.

 

[Very Honest Content]

He still can't comprehend that life isn't about what rewards him most.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

What is this "social embargo" shit he speaks of?

 

[AnOminous]

Holy shit, $9.25 an hour to flip burgers? I mean I'm all for a minimum wage that you can live off of but that sounds like a pretty sweet deal.

Fast food only pays like $7.50 an hour where I live.

People won't do it for that in places where it wouldn't make any difference and you'd still be homeless. Some places pay even more than that. Of course, that means they get a better quality of person and can afford to turn down worthless sociopathic scum like Phil, even if he ever did take a shower and apply.

What is this "social embargo" shit he speaks of?

Everyone who ever encountered him hates his guts and this is somehow our fault and not his.

 

[Arkangel]

I love how he's complaining that he was forced to buy more weapons to defend himself when he already had a perfectly good knife, can of mace, and skull cane.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

I know that pain... so many meth whores, land whales and "other", yet not a single Phil.

It would be highly amusing to see him chased off a street corner by hookers. Even they wouldn't want to be associated with him.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

Being homeless is a full time job - haha lol get fucked Phil. You know people WITH jobs have to do that shit too, right? This lolcow mindset that literally anything beyond sitting on your fatass is "work" will never cease to amaze me.

If Phil wants a steady income, I'm sure plenty of Kiwis would line up at the chance to throw moldy fruit and potatoes at him for a dollar.

 

[butt in trouble]

Some things of note:
-Phil mentions he was homeless for 5 years in almost every paragraph
-He's caught on to the fibromyalgia fad
-He bemoans capitalism even though Capitalism is the only economic structure that would support a welfare leech like phil. In a communist society he'd be expected to pull his weight (good luck)
-He has added the alt right to his list of enemies for no reason much in the same way he thinks Gamergate is out to get him

 

[Smutley]

I like checking Phil's edit history on posts because it can give you some insight into how his particular brand of autism and narcasism operate. I ran his first pass and last pass through a checker and these two additions speak volumes:

He has to make sure everyone knows he's the specialist AND the most abused person in the world.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I like how part of "I buy weapons with the money that could go towards other things" involved him buying separate mace cans for daytime and nighttime. Like the one with the flashlight on it couldn't be used during the day.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I live in a very cheap state, and could live well on $9.25/hr. I'd have to be frugal, but I could get an apartment, and essentials, and afford internet and a phone. Might have to get gigs on Fiverr or Upwork if I wanted disposable income, but I'd survive.
Has his SSI review occurred, or is that still down the pike?

 

[AnOminous]

I like how part of "I buy weapons with the money that could go towards other things" involved him buying separate mace cans for daytime and night time. Like the one with the flashlight on it couldn't be used during the day.

Anyone stupid enough to give Phil money to buy bondage gear and Chris-Chan-tier arsenal shit doesn't deserve to have money.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Lol what a fag.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Anyone stupid enough to give Phil money to buy bondage gear and Chris-Chan-tier arsenal shit doesn't deserve to have money.

Oh, I agree. It's just throwing money in the trashcan at this point. But hey, it makes for a great dynamic in Phil's bullshit.