Australatina 10-12-15 phil makes autistic signs for his autistic country. re: autistic children at play -
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Trust Phil to rip off the standard European "caution - hovercars" sign and give it some mundane purpose.
Leave it to la spazzatura grasso Phil to make a sign that's ableist against colorblind PoC. Also, why the fuck would you slow traffic down to ~6 mph, even school zones in America are limited to like 20 mph.
That's a very busy sign. What's so bad about "SLOW, CHILDREN AT PLAY"?
...it's the "slow" part being a euphemism for slow-in-da-mind, isn't it? God damn it.
...it's the "slow" part being a euphemism for slow-in-da-mind, isn't it? God damn it.
Because Phil is retarded and doesn't understand how the metric system works.
All I can think of is this, considering how spiteful ADF is. He wants the autistic children to kill the CIS parents so he can be amongst his intellectual peers.
Out of anything to expand upon about his cwcvile he chose the most mundane and boring aspect of society it's even more baffling when you consider Phil doesn't and possibly can't have the skill to drivea car.
Is this all the retard does all day is dream of road signs and markings for a fake country he made up for his Naruto fan-fic? I mean even Chris fleshed out CWCville with characters and locations and laws etc...if you didn't know better all Australatina has is poor trans-lesbians of color speaking broken Spanish, protesting, and riding government made bikes. Where the only industry is a state run factory making tons of unnecessary signs for everything from uneven ground to what kind of soil its on. It got me thinking Phil is just the most unlikable version of the lolcow. I mean really they all have a lot in common, its just Phil is a complete shit about everything.
Why are all the most well known cows...
#1 Fat (and usually getting fatter) and jobless.
#2 Autistic and never learned to cope with it. (I.E. extreme obsessions like road signs and maps to fake countries).
#3 Some kind of sexual deviant
***And on #3 I'm not talking about Phil being (or claiming to be) trans. If Phil wasn't an asshole and was actually suffering gender dysphoria that'd be fine, I'm a big supporter of the trans community. What I mean is all his weird 30 pounds of sex fetish gear he lugs around and wanting a ginger root up his ass.***
Phil:
1. He's fat and getting fatter, will never and can never have a job without drastic life changes.
2. He's obssessed with being latinx, his fake country, pretending to speak Spanish, bikes, communism.
3. As mentioned he wants a ginger root up his ass and lugs around tons of bondage gear.
Chris.
1. He's fat and getting fatter, has no formal employment other than a week at a burger joint.
2. He's ill-socialized and a spaz in public. He obsesses over lego and his CWCville/Sonichu world.
3. He drinks his own "Navy", makes creepy sexy videos, farts on cakes (trolling but still), wants to trib with his taint.
Leonard F. Shaner.
1. He's fat (possibly getting fatter?) That gut is ridiculous. Worked at Sears briefly, unemployed for years now.
2. He's obsessed with trains. SRSLY. And making sockpuppets to talk to himself online.
3. He creeps on women of any age. Has restraining orders against him. Loves to shit in daipers.
I rest my case.
Why are all the most well known cows...
#1 Fat (and usually getting fatter) and jobless.
#2 Autistic and never learned to cope with it. (I.E. extreme obsessions like road signs and maps to fake countries).
#3 Some kind of sexual deviant
***And on #3 I'm not talking about Phil being (or claiming to be) trans. If Phil wasn't an asshole and was actually suffering gender dysphoria that'd be fine, I'm a big supporter of the trans community. What I mean is all his weird 30 pounds of sex fetish gear he lugs around and wanting a ginger root up his ass.***
Phil:
1. He's fat and getting fatter, will never and can never have a job without drastic life changes.
2. He's obssessed with being latinx, his fake country, pretending to speak Spanish, bikes, communism.
3. As mentioned he wants a ginger root up his ass and lugs around tons of bondage gear.
Chris.
1. He's fat and getting fatter, has no formal employment other than a week at a burger joint.
2. He's ill-socialized and a spaz in public. He obsesses over lego and his CWCville/Sonichu world.
3. He drinks his own "Navy", makes creepy sexy videos, farts on cakes (trolling but still), wants to trib with his taint.
Leonard F. Shaner.
1. He's fat (possibly getting fatter?) That gut is ridiculous. Worked at Sears briefly, unemployed for years now.
2. He's obsessed with trains. SRSLY. And making sockpuppets to talk to himself online.
3. He creeps on women of any age. Has restraining orders against him. Loves to shit in daipers.
I rest my case.
TLDR They're autistic.
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Not only that, he actively espouses a hatred of cars.
I thought it was more like 50 pounds of bondage gear. Leather's kinda heavy and I think tweaker confirmed that a substantial portion of that bag of his is taken up with said gear. And that's a large hiking backpack if I remember right. The rest of the bag is taken up with his stupid binders and maps.
His country is so autistic that even it's cars have tard rages.
I wonder if he has trigger warning signs for his road signs. Those bright warning colors can give you sensory overload.
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