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LGBT 10-12-17 "I miss her" Chris now on suicide watch

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by CatParty, Oct 12, 2017.

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  1. upload_2017-10-12_13-49-19.png

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  2. You had my hopes up.
     
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  3. F
     
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    oasys

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  4. Wonder if he means Jessica or Megan
     
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  5. Imagine all of this from Barb's POV, it must feel like she's being held captive by a howling, crying leatherface.
     
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  6. Neither. It's actually Barb. Her number finally got called.
     
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  7. Doopie
     
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  8. We need a poll guys.
    Does he miss:
    Doopie
    Jessica
    Megan
    Barb
     
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    thenakedhomeless BE GONE THOT

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  9. Or Barb
     
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  10. So much for Chris knowing that Jessica is a troll...
     
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  11. Damn, I was hoping for a real suicide threat. The Suicide Saga would be really exciting.
     
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  12. Us.
     
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  13. Obviously he misses the hottest one. So.... Barb.
     
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  14. Well, now we just sit back and wait for all the fake JQ profiles to pop up and start messaging Chris again...
     
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  15. I do find it interesting that Chris is definitely acting much differently than he has in the past during such events. Usually he'd be a mix of sadness and anger, but since Jessica left him he went from two days of sadness and anger, then several of being unusually happy and "forgiving," and now he's sad again. TF is going on with him...?
     
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  16. 'I miss her. I missed her when I was filming myself boffing a blow-up doll and yelling Julaaay, I missed her when I was drawing myself with a gigantic penis to impress Ivy, I missed her when I drew myself knee-capping Liquid Chris to impress Kacey with my manliness...oh dear GodBear, I miss her...' *sigh*(:_(
     
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  17. Jessica is still real to Chris, dammit
     
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  18. Unless he's talking about Megan. Given that he tried to get back in touch with her only a day or two ago, my money's on her.
     
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  19. Chin up, solider! Where's that Goku-Get'im attitude? Sonichu and his compatriots need your leadership - and sure, it hurts now, but you know that someone, somewhere out there will truly appreciate you for your... eccentricities... and will help us delve ever deeper into the waking terror that are your comics.

    I mean, they all couldn't have been burnt at the stake, right?
     
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  20. Think he means the cake he farted on.
     
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