Lovequest 10-13-2017 Feeling jealous of PewDiePie - Still thinks JQ is real

[Venom Snake]

Chris didn't get to meet his/her TRUE and HONEST sweetheart

 

[MasterDisaster]

Pewdiepie is also a fucking multi-millionaire.

 

[Moscardino]

PewDiePie's sweetie was real

 

[Quijibo69]

Pewdiepie doesn't draw sonic recolors and play with legos all day.

 

[Clintonberg]

Jessica Quinn was real.

 

[idosometimes]

How was she his "sweetie" when she never told him her real name?

And how did the trolls, haters, and cyberbullies ruin this for him when they don't know her name either?

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I'm sure the $10 million, the fact he keeps in decent shape, and his status as a revered celebrity (albeit by mouth-breathing cretins), has nothing to do with it.

 

[Duck and Turn]

I don't remember PewDiePie's fanbase making him shove Crayola up his ass and spamming JULAAAAY in his live streams.

By the way, in the recent interview, Chris showed the same type of jealousy towards the Magical Man when they talked about how he completed his love quest before Chris. But didn't they record that while he was still with Jessica? Maybe deep down Chris knew Jessica wasn't the real deal.

 

[purepowerlevel]

How was she his "sweetie" when she never told him her real name?

And how did the trolls, haters, and cyberbullies ruin this for him when they don't know her name either?

Spoiler: impyling she wasn't the TRUE and HONEST Jessica"Roberta" Jessicean Quinn

The answer is always :autism:

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Boy, that Quinn troll really paid off.

 

[DeadMansHand]

I can't believe he doesn't see the obvious answer. He needs to start stalking Pewdiepies girl and steal her from him. She's obviously an internet celebrity groupie, and who has more internet fame than the creator of Sonichu and Rosechu and the city of CWCville Virginia? Stalking another chick is obviously the answer!

 

[Rupin]

This Jessica saga really scarred Chris. He wanted it to be true so bad that he ignored all the red flags and just fell head over heels for her. I wonder if they actually had any real conversations like a phone conversation or skypechat.

 

[Genghis Khan]

>inb4 the media sides with Chris because pewdiepie is an anti-semitic, racist, WHITE CIS FUCKING MALE!!!11!1

 

[jawsome]

FTFY
"I am so JEALOUS of PewDiePie. He gets to be racist AND anti-semitic and NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE!!! Also he took all the pretty (white) girls and left me confused about my gender AND sexuality!"

 

[NumberingYourState]

I can't fault Pewdiepie for his success, but Chris you've skipped every step except the one where you become e-famous...

 

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

Jessica wasn't intimated by your fan base. She left because your actions. This is what she's talking about that cause shit like this to flow out of control.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Pewdiepie is rich as fuck and also handsome, Chris is poor, fat and thinks it is normal to poo yourself often.

 

[Duck and Turn]

Jessica Quinn was real.

k

 

[nvrwastetree]

Pewdiepie doesn't draw sonic recolors and play with legos all day.

And who's to say he doesn't draw shitty sonic recolors and play with Legos all day??

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So Chris is still jealous that all the MALE JERKS "have taken all the pretty girls leaving [him] with none." But he's totally more mature now!

His Sweetie was Not Intimated by His Fan Base!

lol what