Tattoos 10-14-15 Infected Tattoos, Country Edition -

[cans.wav]

TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS

You stupid fucking potato. And of course the new tattoo involves his county.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Come on Phil if you will tattoo your Cwcvile but nothing about your scorn for us?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Phil's asspatters are hastening his death faster than any of us ever could. Semper Fidelis, Dori and Lillithe, you glorious fucking morons.

 

[sugoi-chan]

Come on Phil if you will tattoo your Cwcvile but nothing about your scorn for us?

I know. Nothing will show us up more than if he had "Muerte a las Kiwis" or something tattooed onto his arm.

 

[Ravenor]

I'm looking forward to finding out what complex infection he will get from this.

 

[moorhen]

I couldn't decide which bit was my favourite at first, but I think it might be this

I do love that he's had what appears to be a 5 year olds interpretation of a hand turkey tattooed onto him.

I'd say that one day he's going to realise what he's done to his body and weep but we all know he lacks the self-awareness to that.
I do wish he'd get a Kiwi tattoo though. That would sure show us.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Is the Die Cis Scum tattoo already fading? Specific parts are thinning pretty hard.

 

[Len Kagamoney]

$200 isn't that bad, there are people who pay $600-1,000 or more for a tattoo
but, then again, it does look like utter shit so $200 might be a lot

 

[Arkangel]

Pretty soon he's gonna run out of places to put tattoos and he will lose his reason to be.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

The tattoo artist really copied the potato's drawings exactly, didn't he? It's not like he can blame the tattoo guy for how bad they look.

 

[moorhen]

$200 isn't that bad, there are people who pay $600-1,000 or more for a tattoo
but, then again, it does look like utter shit so $200 might be a lot

Generally, the less you pay for work, the shittier the artist is. Doesn't apply to all artists, but as a rule, if someone tells you they're going to charge $200 for what Philthy's had done, it's gonna be shit.
It's a case of you get what you paid for.

 

[wheat pasta]

Oh my god, his skin is so gross!! I can't get over how shiny and disturbingly orange it is. I know a lot of that is likely tattoo-related irritation, but it still just looks very off to me.

 

[Thetan]

These recent pics further go to show just how much Phil is full of shit about being under 200 lbs. Look at those fat-assed arms! His elbows are barely discernible. He's got arms like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Phil should get "DIE KIWI SCUM" tattood on his forehead. I mean at the rate he's balding he'll have even more room there in a year.

 

[Len Kagamoney]

Oh my god, his skin is so gross!! I can't get over how shiny and disturbingly orange it is. I know a lot of that is likely tattoo-related irritation, but it still just looks very off to me.

well he obviously doesn't take good car of himself and has poor hygiene

by the way, how did he afford this tattoo? Isn't there better stuff to spend the money on?

 

[moorhen]

Isn't there better stuff to spend the money on?

It's Phil, it was either tattoos or cheese.

 

[MegasHant]

Where is he getting all the money for his tattoos? Man, for being homeless he sure loves to spend his money on useless things.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Pretty soon he's gonna run out of places to put tattoos

Not if he keeps gorging on bloque de queso.

Where is he getting all the money for his tattoos?

Not having to pay rent to live under a bridge will make a surprising amount of money available.

 

[Bassomatic]

Phil has turned YOLO into something worse than it was. That takes skill.

 

[RP 520]

Christ, it looks like Phil rubbed his arm with sandpaper for 15 minutes straight. Does the tools the tattoo "artist" use consisted of broken needles and rust corroded equipment?