Tattoos 10/14/2015 - Fat Unwashed Ogre Posts Before-Tattoo Selfies -

[Smutley]

 

[CatParty]

Dat comb over tho

 

[Ferls]

Phil 100% just looks like a dudebro who's trying to be cool, or a hip dad in some generic sitcom trying to connect with his kids.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Phil 100% just looks like a dudebro who's trying to be cool, or a hip dad in some generic sitcom trying to connect with his kids.

Or Chris' evil twin. Imagine that - Chris being the good twin.

 

[Stress Sigh]

He's so pale and could he at least put effort into shaving?

 

[Cuck Norris]

He looks like Fat Mike except when Fat Mike wears a dress he does it AS a joke instead of because he IS a joke.

Edit:

Spoiler: Also this

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Also probably the last time he takes a selfie where he still has both arms before he loses one to poor tattoo hygiene.

 

[MMX]

Phil 100% just looks like a dudebro who's trying to be cool, or a hip dad in some generic sitcom trying to connect with his kids.

Phil looks like an tragic episode of behind the music.
When a former minor rockstar just becomes a parody of the industry whilst they are still deluded enough to believe they are still cool and relevant.

 

[Bassomatic]

I didn't know Shrek was the good looking kid in the family.

 

[MMX]

Phil assumes (like chris) that cocking your head to one side in pictures is a feminine trait and therefore ticks his "attempting to pass" box.

 

[HG 400]

I hope he gets raped and murdered in prison.

 

[Clown Doll]

I hope he gets raped and murdered in prison.

He should be sat down in an electric chair instead of the tattoo chair.

Spoiler: Die Phil

 

[VLAD]

Well, that's what I get for browsing the Farms while eating lunch.

 

[Ravenor]

Phil you need a shave, and who is this Isabel your on about.

 

[Radgy Chadobah]

Oh, wonderful! This means some fresh dumb tat pics are on their way!

 

[cans.wav]

More tatoos? More infections!

 

[Smutley]

IT BEGINS

THE INK MUST FLOW

 

[Stress Sigh]

You found some shelter yet Phil?

 

[Axiom]

Okay so Phil is a homeless diabetic bridge troll who apparently does not shower EVER, and he looks to waste what shower access he has on bleaching and dying his stringy, strawlike, male-pattern-baldness hair. There looks to be a few months of growth under that anemic-looking green scunge dyejob, but I can't help but feel like he could have made better use of a shower in August in fucking Oakland.

 

[Twrx]

He looks like Fat Mike except when Fat Mike wears a dress he does it AS a joke instead of because he IS a joke.

Edit:

Spoiler: Also this

Probably a bit off topic, but fat Mike may be into humiliation. He's got a sub thing going on. He's with a dominatrix.