@IslamicContent weened hard and took some pics of Chris's house but he's too much of a COWARD to make a thread
[10/16/2016] New Pics of 14 Branchland Ct. and garbage -
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Who the fuck lives there that can fit into Hollister clothes?
edit: or afford them on a tugboat?
edit: or afford them on a tugboat?
This is the most important thread to date, we finally know what shopping bags Chris has.
That pile of garbage may be the single most important picture we've ever seen.
WTF could chris be buying at Hollister ahahaha
Like a scene from a movie, it begins with the camera panning out from a pile of garbage.
Do you really want to ask that kind of question?
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I would say he's buying Hollister cologne, but I don't think that's girly enough for him, but as well, he couldn't even begin to fit into any of their pre teen sized clothes. This is a new mystery altogether. I guess he's past his fear of male nips as well, he didn't censor the ones on that dude in the garbage pile.
The Chandlers live in garbage and have what appears to be two riding lawn mowers. Thanks for supporting the family, guys. Your donations mean so much...
They also make perfume, maybe Chris wants to be that woman straddling that strapping man.
@IslamicContent needs to have a Christorical Figure badge now for such an amazing discovery.
King_Scrotus
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Do you think anyone there actually mows that lawn? I'm genuinely surprised it's not overgrown, god forbid Chris do it, and I'm sure Barb is too lethargic at this point. They're about as useful as garden gnomes.
My point exactly, although not directly stated. If they have 2 riding lawn mowers, they should sell them and quit begging for stuff.
King_Scrotus
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Well my apologies for being dense as hell. I never considered that. Though, going along with that, I doubt a lawn mower that's sat immobile since Bob's death would be worth anything more than scrap.
I reckon they don't sell garbage bags there.
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Problem is no one will buy a broken down riding mower for the non-negotiable $10,000 Chris would probably demand.
Hollister still exist? I haven't heard anything about them for a while now. Secondly, how can Chris afford that? Think we can get a picture of him wearing that stuff. That would be worth the price of admission.
And if he draws a lesbian Sonichu on there with crayola markers $50.000
It will come with a CERTIFICATE OF AUTISTENTICITY.
And some stupid ween will probably buy it.
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