[10/17/2016] The Arrival of the Giant Dildo -

[Positron]

 

[Henry Bemis]

The eyebrows, albeit fake, speak the truth.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Another $40 donated dollars wasted on shit he didn't need.

 

[ON 190]

No one wants to break into your hovel and steal your buttplugs and filthy leather clothes, Phil.

 

[demeter]

It's so funny to me how opposed to fascism he is when in reality the whole SJW thing seems highly reminiscent of fascist groupthink and control.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The fridge over there is probably still empty.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Anyone know any good baseball bat recipes?

 

[Positron]

This is too easy.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Every day I get more and more accepting that America is fucking paranoid as fuck.

 

[JSGOTI]

Is.... is that a wiffle ball bat? With duct tape. Because that's what it sure as shit looks like.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Phil looks genuinely happy in this picture.

I don't think he ever even played t-ball though much less swung an actual baseball bat properly or ever was taught to.

 

[DracoRincewind]

Another $40 donated dollars wasted on shit he didn't need.

Plus it's just a painted bat. You could DYI that shit for a fraction of the cost.

 

[sikotik]

Another $40 donated dollars wasted on shit he didn't need.

If he went to the dollar store and a thrift store he could have gotten 90% of what he lists here

But a faggy looking bat he could have made himself was more important. But at least 3 free asspats came with the purchase.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

America is fucking paranoid as fuck.

"#itsaphillything"

 

[Positron]

More like #itsaphilthing

 

[Ron_Swanson]

At least this time he bought something that will be legitimately useful to him soon:

 

[The Dude]

You know he spent a long time practicing moronic "self defense moves" or "baseball bat katas" with it the moment he got it out of the box. He probably believes he can bat bullets out of the air with it like a mentally deficient Jedi Knight blocking blaster shots with a lightsaber. Obese Wun Tranobi.

I wonder how his new she-male butt buddy likes the money that could be going to food, toilet paper, rent, furniture, and other household necessities instead is being spent on worthless, overpriced penis compensations?

 

[bacterium]

'#colorgaurd'

 

[Ray Streip]

The fridge over there is probably still empty.

NO JOKE

The thing he whined about for like 4 days straight, is he taking pages out of the CWC book on begging now?

 

[The Dude]

NO JOKE

The thing he whined about for like 4 days straight, is he taking pages out of the CWC book on begging now?

Phil would never beg for something healthy like bananas. He'd never even beg for money for healthy food with the intent on using the money for more stupid shit, like tattoos and garbage knives.