10/18/2015 Israel is the reason Phil is houseless. -
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The bitstrips return! 
Edit: Also "Houselessness".
Edit: Also "Houselessness".
Semper Fi to all are Israeli Defence Forces 
As a self-proclaimed Jew, Phil should claim his Israeli citizenship and fight the good fight on his homeland.
Here's Phil's rationale added to the top:
Let's see, the US can give the money to Israel so that they can get sweet planes and missiles, or the US could give it to Phil so he could stuff his face with cheese and ice-cream and get more horrifying tattoos and bondage gear (I am confident that Phil would burn through $3 billion within a year and be no better off than he is now). Talk about Sophie's Choice!
Let's see, the US can give the money to Israel so that they can get sweet planes and missiles, or the US could give it to Phil so he could stuff his face with cheese and ice-cream and get more horrifying tattoos and bondage gear (I am confident that Phil would burn through $3 billion within a year and be no better off than he is now). Talk about Sophie's Choice!
The funny part is, two or three years ago, dude was very into that $3 billion a year in military aid.
Is Phil implying in that Bitstrip that when he's panhandling, he writes signs claiming the money will go to help those affected by the Israeli-Palestinian conflict when he actually uses the funds for himself?
Phil confirmed for culturally appropriating innocent Palestinian victims and scamming people out of charitable donations.
Phil confirmed for culturally appropriating innocent Palestinian victims and scamming people out of charitable donations.
Oh ho ho, of course not. Panhandling is beneath Phil. He refuses to do it.
This is actually another example of Phil's fanboyism for Chris, since he adopts the Chris School of Economics as well.
It works like this:
1. The government earns money from its citizens' taxes.
2. The government then spends that money.
3. Therefore, if citizens give money to Phil instead of to the government, it has direct repercussions on fiscal policy at the federal level.
See also: soup hotels
Phil is homeless because he's so fat, his massive white ass can't fit in most buildings.
As a landlord that owns many affordable apartments here in Vancouver in particular and the West Coast in general, I have received an envelope sent from Tel Aviv detailing Isabel's current appearance, with 20000 shekels inside per apartment I own, and I'm going to to receive said payment every month as long as I do not let Phil into any of my premises at any time for any reason. This is part of Israel's current efforts to actively oppress Islam-sympathizing Latinx Transwomen, also known as the למות יוזמה חלאות קוקסינלית. Just saying in case you get any weird mail &/or shekels.
Why does Phil use the word houseless. A house is a building and a home is where you belong. Being homeless is more significant and even if Phil gets a house he will always be homeless
Truth. In fact, when we were in Philly together they refused come with me when I sat in a subway station and flew a sign. They sent me out into the world by myself in the sketchy part or one of the sketchy parts of Philadelphia to beg people for money. I made a good amount of money and tons of people gave me food, but it could have gone much worse. And it would have been their fault if anything had happened.
Some people use the word House instead of homeless, because it implies that they have a home. With their friends and their family of choice and the people they love. Ahuviya co-opting this term doesn't make any sense, because they don't have friends or family. Or anybody that they love.
Haha, Hitler literally also blamed the Jews for when he was houseless in 1920's Vienna.
*Meanwhile: In the Tel Aviv branch of the KIWI cabal
OY VEY MEIN BROTHERS. OUR SHEKELS HAVE CONVINCED THE ZOG OF PORTLAND TO DRIVE THE FOUL GOYIM TRANNY TO THE STREETS!!!
OY VEY MEIN BROTHERS. OUR SHEKELS HAVE CONVINCED THE ZOG OF PORTLAND TO DRIVE THE FOUL GOYIM TRANNY TO THE STREETS!!!
Haha, so is Phil pretending he's Palestinian now? Is he saying he's got a family home in Jenin, Ramallah, Khan Yunis, Jerusalem, Jaffa, Gaza or Nablus? Yeah, Phil wouldn't exactly fit in with Palestinians. Most Palestinians in America are educated professionals. Palestinians value family, cleanliness, and hard work. They're conservative. And Phil can barely speak English let alone Arabic. I can't see him hanging around at the local church or masjid either, which is the centre of any Palestinian community.
Also, why would he assume anyone in Palestine (or Israel) necessarily speaks Spanish of all languages? At least English is the lingua franca of the world. More educated people around the globe speak it than any other language. Could he take the effort to at least learn some Arabic or Hebrew?
And are Bitstrip? Is that still a thing? I thought it went out of style a while back. Now the only people I see using it are FB friends out in like Alabama who aren't all that up on current trends.
Some dumb SJW thing probabl.
Also, why would he assume anyone in Palestine (or Israel) necessarily speaks Spanish of all languages? At least English is the lingua franca of the world. More educated people around the globe speak it than any other language. Could he take the effort to at least learn some Arabic or Hebrew?
And are Bitstrip? Is that still a thing? I thought it went out of style a while back. Now the only people I see using it are FB friends out in like Alabama who aren't all that up on current trends.
Some dumb SJW thing probabl.
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