(10-18-2019) i fell and hurt myself - Bonus content: amber flails her hamds on some arcade game

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Brief summary: Gorl falls down and hurts her toe.

Goes to some arcade with some dorky beta looking dude that dances with arcade tickets like a fairy in this segment.

Gorl laments about vlogging more. Cuts to her in a car with a chihuahua that looks scared to death, talks about Becky wanting to see Men in Black.

Amber buys """healthyish""" food which is a pack of cheese slices, chicken soup, and a taffy apple.
 
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I'm not interested enough to watch, but I am curious if it's bad enough of an injury to bring on the bedbound era. Someone summarize, please???
She hurt her toe, shin and hand walking up the three steps to her house, our gorl got a little overconfident rushing up those stairs since she has been "really good with her walking and such" and her whole body fell to the ground, she's really "shook up" and a little "traumitized" by the whole ordeal that she had to facetime Becky after getting herself up, she had too much pride to ask Becky for help up.

For anyone else, they would have just laughed a little, dusted themselves off and went on with their day, for Amber it's a whole trauma inducing experience.

The dangerous, steep stairs in question
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HOW DO YOU SUFFER FROM ANXIETY IN MOVIE THEATRES her story makes no sense she says since 18 yet we know she goes to the theatre constantly blatantly trying to deflect the fact she cannot sit in the theatre.
p.s. Lol the bitch fell and she is fucking face timing necky.

this cunt seriously, face fucks the camera and goes I hate myself NO YOU DON'T you lying cunt
 

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What a boring-ass, useless, pointless video. I guess she has so much cash at this point, she can afford to skip weeks without vlogging, and when she does, it's a big ol' pile of nothing. She's also looking fatter than ever.

...and we know the reason you get anxiety in a movie theatre, Amberlynn, a place where literally NOBODY gets anxious considering they are sitting in the dark among other people, concentrating on a distraction. It's because everyone stares at you when the lights are on; you cannot fit properly into a seat; and you don't want others to see the sort of theatre snacks you're going to binge on. You show us occasional videos of eating, but you most certainly don't show us what you really eat that got you to 600 pounds. At the movies, there's no escaping the fact that you will have to waddle into the cinema with a gigantic bag of popcorn, an enormous soda, nachos and cheese, a few chocolate bars, a few bags of candy, and Christ knows what else...with everyone gawking. We get it.
 

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She hurt her toe, shin and hand walking up the three steps to her house, our gorl got a little overconfident rushing up those stairs since she has been "really good with her walking and such" and her whole body fell to the ground, she's really "shook up" and a little "traumitized" by the whole ordeal that she had to facetime Becky after getting herself up, she had too much pride to ask Becky for help up.

For anyone else, they would have just laughed a little, dusted themselves off and went on with their day, for Amber it's a whole trauma inducing experience.

The dangerous, steep stairs in question
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holy fucking christ her feet no longer resemble feet how the fuck do you even?
 

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HOW DO YOU SUFFER FROM ANXIETY IN MOVIE THEATRES her story makes no sense she says since 18 yet we know she goes to the theatre constantly blatantly trying to deflect the fact she cannot sit in the theatre.
p.s. Lol the bitch fell and she is fucking face timing necky.

this cunt seriously, face fucks the camera and goes I hate myself NO YOU DON'T you lying cunt
i wonder if Becky was with her mom. This would be a perfect narc excuse to refocus Beck's wayward attention, if only for a few minutes. "Babe, my toe shin hand are way worse than cancer, talk to meeeeee"
 
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