(10-18-2019) i fell and hurt myself - Bonus content: amber flails her hamds on some arcade game

[8008135]

My honest opinion? I think this whole "Hamber fall down, go boom" story is horseshit. No 600 pound blob takes a header down the steps, falls on their face, and goes "Tee hee hee, I was such a mess, like whaaaaaaaaat" and gets up as though nothing happened. The physics don't make sense -- that's a LOT of fucking force. More than one M600PL fatty has tripped and fallen, and it's not pretty. Six hundred pounds of weight falling and coming to a sudden stop is going to cause some damage, even if it's only ("only") scrapes, bruising and being sore as shit the next day.

I think that after reading the hundreds of comments here, on YT, and on Reddit about how one good fall will do her in, Stinky McMoonface decided to show those mean ol' hayders that LOOK! She fell down and was perfectly fine afterwards, boo boo! She even got right back up without help, so she's totally not one fall away from being bedbound! She's so bereft of ideas that she's making up stories to try to shut down the hayders' most common observations about her, and unlike washing her hair (which requires actual effort), making shit up about her falling down yet being A-OK afterwards is easy-breezy!

 

[I liek fr0gs]

All I could think of is how she is ruthlessly slapping on the keys of that arcade game.

 

[Moonpie]

My honest opinion? I think this whole "Hamber fall down, go boom" story is horseshit. No 600 pound blob takes a header down the steps, falls on their face, and goes "Tee hee hee, I was such a mess, like whaaaaaaaaat" and gets up as though nothing happened. The physics don't make sense -- that's a LOT of fucking force. More than one M600PL fatty has tripped and fallen, and it's not pretty. Six hundred pounds of weight falling and coming to a sudden stop is going to cause some damage, even if it's only ("only") scrapes, bruising and being sore as shit the next day.

I think that after reading the hundreds of comments here, on YT, and on Reddit about how one good fall will do her in, Stinky McMoonface decided to show those mean ol' hayders that LOOK! She fell down and was perfectly fine afterwards, boo boo! She even got right back up without help, so she's totally not one fall away from being bedbound! She's so bereft of ideas that she's making up stories to try to shut down the hayders' most common observations about her, and unlike washing her hair (which requires actual effort), making shit up about her falling down yet being A-OK afterwards is easy-breezy!

That does make sense.
If she's fallen before and needed Dusty's help to get up-100lbs ago- she would have definitely needed help getting up this time.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I got the impression that she fell up the stairs and didn't really sprawl out like we are picturing (with glee). Shin, toe, and hand (and ribs?) on the same side makes me think she did a sideways stumble on the steps after misjudging and having one foot slip on that top one. So the lower part of her body slipped downward, and just her upper body hit the flat concrete. This would make it easier for her to right herself since she wasnt flat on the ground. PL: I am very experienced at falling up stairs.

 

[DubbleBubble]

My honest opinion? I think this whole "Hamber fall down, go boom" story is horseshit. No 600 pound blob takes a header down the steps, falls on their face, and goes "Tee hee hee, I was such a mess, like whaaaaaaaaat" and gets up as though nothing happened. The physics don't make sense -- that's a LOT of fucking force. More than one M600PL fatty has tripped and fallen, and it's not pretty. Six hundred pounds of weight falling and coming to a sudden stop is going to cause some damage, even if it's only ("only") scrapes, bruising and being sore as shit the next day.

I think that after reading the hundreds of comments here, on YT, and on Reddit about how one good fall will do her in, Stinky McMoonface decided to show those mean ol' hayders that LOOK! She fell down and was perfectly fine afterwards, boo boo! She even got right back up without help, so she's totally not one fall away from being bedbound! She's so bereft of ideas that she's making up stories to try to shut down the hayders' most common observations about her, and unlike washing her hair (which requires actual effort), making shit up about her falling down yet being A-OK afterwards is easy-breezy!

100% truth. Despite how incredibly dumb and simple a creature she is, Amber lives in a very small world held together by a surprisingly complicated web of lies. Mostly lies that come back around to let her delusions stay firmly in place.

She puts so much effort into pretending she's normal, that everything is fine, that oh she falls down just like every other normal human and gets right back up just fine! Just like she pretends that the meals she shows us are even half of what she REALLY eats in a day, that she's physically capable of having hot nasty gay whale sex 3 times a day! or that OF COURSE she can wipe her own ass and take showers just like any normal human!

Because Amber has no control of her life, no self control, nothing. And that combines real good with her controlling narc personality. So the lies, she CAN control that. She can lie about all the problems and pretend its the truth, so she's in control and everything is fine don't worry about not having any feeling in your feet its fine and normal and hey the weight is going to magically go away soon enough anyhow right? Everything is under control.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

That does make sense.
If she's fallen before and needed Dusty's help to get up-100lbs ago- she would have definitely needed help getting up this time.

I disagree. She fell on the patio area which is elevated. That's where she sits and and has deep thoughts about birds walking.

She'd just have to roll over on her backfat and get her laygs to the edge and she could stand. It's different from when she slipped on her baby soft flippers and became an immovable puddle of fat on the floor, and Becky wanted to call an ambulance to hoist her back up.

 

[Foxxo]

 

[clusterfuckk]

I’d like to imagine it looked something like this

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

cross-posted from fan video thread.

 

[Angel Baby Firefly]

I think the people walking by saw and then rushed to help and thats why she was so humiliated and traumatized. Idk, the look in her eyes as she was describing the fall seemed like genuine upset and humiliation. I agree that there was no way she could get up on her own.

 

[Moonpie]

I just can't get over how huge those bites are that she shovels in that mouth. Good grief.

In the above vid with her eating.

 

[DuckSucker]

Is this kibblegate?

 

[Plague Dog]

I just can't get over how huge those bites are that she shovels in that mouth. Good grief.

In the above vid with her eating.

I actually wonder that about the death fats... they always seem to take huge bites. I wonder if they have always taken huge bites like that so they need more food to be satisfied in terms of taste and time, or if it's a consequence of having a voracious appetite.... she has to take huge bites to satisfy the binge monster.

 

[hamburgerlardraid]

I actually wonder that about the death fats... they always seem to take huge bites. I wonder if they have always taken huge bites like that so they need more food to be satisfied in terms of taste and time, or if it's a consequence of having a voracious appetite.... she has to take huge bites to satisfy the binge monster.

"Well if you eat faster, you, like, get more"

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Someone asked her about the big bites on askfm about a year ago, recommending she take smaller bites to feel more satisfied. (There's a screenshot somewhere in the social media thread that I cannot be bothered to find rn) Her answer? "I like big bites."

 

[AllCISPeople]

Thumb butler not there you say!?

Phone out of reach?‽

No problem, Life Alert has you gorl!

 

[Sushinope]

I actually wonder that about the death fats... they always seem to take huge bites. I wonder if they have always taken huge bites like that so they need more food to be satisfied in terms of taste and time, or if it's a consequence of having a voracious appetite.... she has to take huge bites to satisfy the binge monster.

Think some of it is a learned habit from mindlessly eating, be kinda like drinking where an alcoholic might like chug down a fine wine for a buzz while normally you'd sip wine to taste the flavors. She has an addiction to food, she doesn't care if the food tastes good she just wants the feeling of being full and whatever dopamines fire off in that peanut brain of hers. Like the best chef in the world could make her the best chili and she'd take her chili it cooks quicker and she can eat the whole pot. She also eats a ton of food at a time , people are more likely to take bigger bites with bigger plates of food according to this study https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0031938414005599

 

[Barbarella]

The elephant is thinner.

 

[8008135]

The elephant is thinner.

And has significantly smaller legs.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Someone asked her about the big bites on askfm about a year ago, recommending she take smaller bites to feel more satisfied. (There's a screenshot somewhere in the social media thread that I cannot be bothered to find rn) Her answer? "I like big bites."

See, I just don't get that. If I'm eating something that tastes amazing I generally try to take smaller bites and savor. I don't think I'm a particularly slow eater, but I can't imagine taking those kinds of bites. I was at a wedding recently and there were these two-bite sized beef wellingtons being served. You know, appetizers that aren't meant to be eaten in one bite. I saw this kid, normal sized kid, tweenish looking. He took one of those and just stuffed it whole into his mouth. Bless his heart, he almost choked and vomited it back up.

She must have conditioned herself from a very early age to take such large bites. It's not like she chews it thoroughly. Aside from it not helping her elbee sichyashun, it's also poor manners and fucking disgusting.