10/2/2014- Detailed Friday Rundown -
- Thread starter Jackie Chin
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Autism.
Jay told Gilded in Skype once that he considers voice chatting and webcams to be one of his highest forms of trust. MANDAYYYYY showed herself with voice and a camera, hence he trusts her to not be a troll.
So...basically if you prove to him that you are in fact a real person that exists on the face of the Earth, he will trust you? Like, what does make the rest of us, complex personality algorythims that have been running for YEARS all sharing the same expressed purpose of documenting his trials and failures, all contained in one giant supercomputer under an unassuming shack in Nowheresville, Montana?
Lascannon
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Just because she has seen her voice and face over Skype. Doesn't decrease the odds that much she isn't a troll.
I mean she can just hide her intentions of being a troll and pretend to like him.
Didn't Mandy literally appear when Lisa started to break up with the GK?
Yes. I mean, we are NPCs.
Jay doesn't require logic, he's just game for basically anything that'll fit his bizarre list of requirements. It's like what Optimus Prime said, if you prove to him you're an actual person with a voice and face, he'll give his trust to you.
...I kind of regret not getting one of those Optimus Prime voice-changer masks they had a few years ago for the first two films. I personally wouldn't make much, if any, use of it normally.
But honestly, I would totally get one if it meant making Jay Geis think Optimus Prime the Transformer actually exists. All I'd need to do is stick my masked face into the camera to be the only thing in the lens and hurl a shit ton of obscure Transformers jargon and fancy tech words to sell him on the idea.
His first, actual, serious thought about Gilded was that he believed that Gilded was him from the future. He'd probably only be mildly skeptical of Optimus Prime talking to him.
Holy shit, was it like that The Office episode with Future Dwight messages?
This of course also makes me only more interested in actually pretending to be Optimus Prime. Funny how a "big" thing with old Transformers toys happens to involve metalic, swirly gold plastic parts on toys from that era weren't mixed correctly, leading them to randomly crumble in time. It's called "Gold Plastic Syndrome" and oh what a bummer it would be if Optimus had to warn Goldie about that and how it is a known problem with power armor...
I'm legitimately upset I didn't make this connection.
Do it lol. I'm honestly curious to see if he'll buy it.
DrChristianTroy
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Seriously? Nobody will dethrone Chris the king (lesbian trapped in a king's body?) of the lolcows. But that definitely puts GK in the running.
Well, at about $50 on Amazon, that's kind of an investment of serious money right there simply to try and fuck with Golden Tashcan and as a college student it's generally an accepted truth I'm broke as fuck.
Wait, do you mean the Bayformer movie voice changer helmet?
I've still actually got one somewhere in my closet and I haven't been able to just get rid of it.
Why yes, that is the one I am talking about. Does it look like this?
There's some minor differences between release versions, though really all I can see is if it means the side of the helmet has red detail lining or not. Frankly, as long as it works and is clean, I don't care.
Why yes, that is the one I am talking about. Does it look like this?
There's some minor differences between release versions, though really all I can see is if it means the side of the helmet has red detail lining or not. Frankly, as long as it works and is clean, I don't care.
Edit: I've never actually used it, nor has anyone else, but I gave it a good dusting. I tested all of the three audio buttons and they all work, including the voice changer. I'll also have to find a box and then I can send it over if you want it
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Edit: I've never actually used it, nor has anyone else, but I gave it a good dusting. I tested all of the three audio buttons and they all work, including the voice changer. I'll also have to find a box and then I can send it over if you want it
Sure! I'd love to take it off your hands. Plus, with Halloween coming up, the local kids should get a kick out of having a guy with Optimus Prime's face and voice handing them fun size candy bars. It'll be good practice for if/when the time comes where I can actually talk to GK with it on or maybe send him secret YouTube messages (from IBABigRedTruck84, of course lol) and warn him that the Decepticons are infiltrating his workplace at Geek Squad (to which end I have a secret weapon - the Geek Squad location near me actually slapped a Decepticon logo on their scanner/printer, so I can send "pictorial evidence" of the insidious Decepticon plan to take out the only Geeks who can stop them.)
"Printer-tron must be stopped...no matter the cost of the extended warranty!"
Once I get a box big enough to contain his awesomeness, I'll let you know! Should be in a week or two, if that's okay.
Sounds great, send me a PM or something when you got it all good to go so I can pass you my address.
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