10/20/15- Star Wars "Boycott" Sperging -

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Says the white man.

Also, he DOES realize the entire thing was set up as a joke primarily by /pol/ and /b/ on 4chan and 8chan right?

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

I'm sure other moviegoers will love having to share space with a stench potato.

Eh, still one of the less unpleasant things in the movie theatre.

 

[Ravenor]

As much as I dislike the series it has always been considered a culturally and racially diverse universe.

 

[Smutley]

Wasn't the original backlash towards the black dude not because he was black but because storm troopers are clones and therefor white and disposable?

And don't give me that shit about Boba Fett being Hispanic, Slave-1 didn't have rims and he had a good job as a contractor.

 

[Hyperion]

I'm going to laugh when they make Phil buy two movie tickets since he takes up two seats.

 

[GS 281]

Yeah, there is nothing less consumerist and capitalistic than the Star Wars franchise, except for Pizza Hut, Hot Topic and of course, Facebook.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, he DOES realize the entire thing was set up as a joke primarily by /pol/ and /b/ on 4chan and 8chan right?

Whoever started it was probably trolling, but these mongoloids on fullchan /pol/ sure seem to be taking it seriously.
http://8ch.net/pol/res/3670887.html

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Wasn't the original backlash towards the black dude not because he was black but because storm troopers are clones and therefor white and disposable?

And don't give me that shit about Boba Fett being Hispanic, Slave-1 didn't have rims and he had a good job as a contractor.

Spoiler: WARNING! WARNING! Star Wars Sperging

The Star Wars universe has been inconsistent forever and retconned at least once, possibly twice, but I think it's more that the initial batch of Republic Troopers were clones, and all the rest of the "later" Storm Troopers (that is, the Storm Troopers from the original movies) are just your standard foot soldiers recruited from all across the Empire. The Empire generally hates nonhuman aliens, but there's never been anything about hating different human ethnicities. I don't really know, I haven't been a hardcore Star Wars sperg in a while. But like I said, inconsistency and retconning, so maybe "OMG THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CLONES" is part of it, but I do know there was a little bit of legitimate racism behind the people who were serious about it.

on-topic:

Gonna echo that the movie theater probably won't let a smelly, unwashed, shit-pants homeless guy into the theatre, so why does he even care?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Gonna echo that the movie theater probably won't let a smelly, unwashed, shit-pants homeless guy into the theatre[...]

I think it would be very interesting indeed to see what would happen if an usher or security approached Phil during the movie and said "sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Dude would definitely love The Phantom Menace for Watto the Space Jew

 

[No Cavities]

Hasn't Star Wars been pretty consistently commended for its diversity?

 

[MMX]

Wasn't the original backlash towards the black dude not because he was black but because storm troopers are clones and therefor white and disposable?

And don't give me that shit about Boba Fett being Hispanic, Slave-1 didn't have rims and he had a good job as a contractor.

All storm troopers are cloned from a new Zealander.

So there a regular army of kiwis.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

It's a moot point.
ADF will never get to see Episode 7. Without shelter, he'll freeze like a tauntaun before the first marker.

 

[MMX]

It's a moot point.
ADF will never get to see Episode 7, he'll freeze like a tauntaun before the first marker.

And we thought phil smelt bad on the outside.

Or

Phil is fat and i would not use him as a shelter

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Great, now I want to boycott Star Wars, one of my favorite franchises, all because some gross tranny wants to see the film thinking that a boycott started by two Twitter trolls is real. Way to go, Phil.

 

[AnOminous]

And we thought phil smelt bad on the outside.

Or

Phil is fat and i would not use him as a shelter

I'd rather freeze to death than hide in his flayed corpse.

I'd even rather climb into a Slaton Sister.

 

[The Dude]

I'd rather freeze to death than hide in his flayed corpse.

I'd even rather climb into a Slaton Sister.

Agreed, even though Phil would be a helluva lot roomier on the inside than a Tauntaun. You could fit two male adult Wookies inside Phil and still have room for an Ewok.

 

[Tookie]

Give him a week or two and he'll be sperging about how there aren't any trannies or Puerto Ricans in it or some bullshit.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

The guy who plays Poe Dameron (seriously - I don't make up these goddamn names that sound like bad Scrabble hands) is apparently Latino, but that will probably sail right over Phil's head because the character isn't wearing a sombrero, throwing random Spanish phrases into his speech like Speedy Gonzales, or eating cheese.

 

[Bork Laser]

The guy who plays Poe Dameron (seriously - I don't make up these goddamn names that sound like bad Scrabble hands) is apparently Latino, but that will probably sail right over Phil's head because the character isn't wearing a sombrero, throwing random Spanish phrases into his speech like Speedy Gonzales, or eating cheese.

Phil's version of star wars would be lightsaber fights to la rasa or the mexican hat dance song.