[10/20/2016] Phil's shit arrived -

[Peace and Harmony]

...LITERALLY

@Yawning Asperchu it's your elephant shit but I dunno how to embed these fucking videos goddammit

Props to @Tranhuviya

Spoiler: Transcript

So apparently something of a biological nature came in the mail today - what appears to be fecal matter. Here, have a look: the actual thing is still in its package; I intercepted it and I have gloves on, so...

Somebody sent actual feces in the mail to me today. So, I don't know what's going on here and I have a conclusion that it's my GamerGate and Kiwi Farms stalker, so, um, at this point, you know, I need to get ready for that one package that could be fake Anthrax, that one package that could be very suspect. Um, you know, I'm dealing with cyberbullying-slash-cyberterrorism, for lack of a better word. So, I have more of a reason to apply for my firearms permit because this is getting ridiculous. I get stable housing and I'm still gonna be bullied like this.

 

[The Dude]

"The Page You Requested Was Not Found"

Got a screen cap?

 

[bird]

"I now have more of a reason to apply for my firearms permit"


Hahaha, yea OK Phil

 

[Tranhuviya]

I'll upload it to Youtube.

EDIT: Done.

 

[Positron]

"I got stable housing and I still got bullied like this."
I can't figure out why. Can somebody help?

 

[AN/ALR56]

I can't believe it

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Is that a gag at the 18 second mark or just autism manifesting?

 

[Darndirty]

Lol, too bad he didn't open it, wonder if it was the same person who sent Chris horse shit.

 

[4Macie]

"I need to be prepared for that one package that may be fake anthrax"

Why? If it's fake anthrax it's literally not going to do you any harm.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Phil's life is a Divine movie. Sadly it's 40 years late and with none of her charm LOL

 

[repentance]

Way to confirm that packages will reach him if sent to the address which was made public.

 

[RI 360]

Not so sure why he's shocked when he's paying two hundred dollars a month to keep a storage unit full of it.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Way to confirm that packages will reach him if sent to the address which was made public.

It also confirms that Phil cannot see this section of the Farms, as that plan to send poop was not exactly top secret.

 

[Hyperion]

Lol owned

 

[The Dude]

Phil's life is a Divine movie. Sadly it's 40 years late and with none of her charm LOL

Maybe he'll reenact the final scene and eat it? It's probably healthier than most of the crap he stuffs down his bloated gullet.

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

This = Cyberterrorism

At least he has toilet paper.

 

[CatParty]

Glitter bomb him next

 

[An Ghost]

Did you know: you can just send people coconuts in the mail? All it needs is a stamp and an address. For the return address just put Null's lol

 

[CatParty]

Did you know: you can just send people coconuts in the mail? All it needs is a stamp and an address. For the return address just put Null's lol

Or cwc's

 

[AnOminous]

"I now have more of a reason to apply for my firearms permit"

Why? Would he have shot the UPS guy?