10-21-15 phil claims to be trans because he buys (xxl) t-shirts that say so -

[CatParty]

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Well, yeah, he's armed. If you count his stench and repulsiveness as weapons.

 

[cans.wav]

Wow! You buy shirts that say stuff! So progressive.

AKA an excuse to waste more money

 

[Positron]

These rags are so ugly I won't feel sorry for the proprietor if Phil stole them.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Yet another chapter in Phil's ongoing quest to transform himself into an edgy high schooler's Algebra binder

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Phil is a fag. No one likes him.

 

[CatParty]

by this logic, if he buys a batman shirt, he is now batman

 

[millais]

Looks like laundry day at Casa Phil. Just finished soaking his dirty clothes in a public restroom sink before laying them out to dry on the bus stop pavement.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Well, yeah, he's armed. If you count his stench and repulsiveness as weapons.

I hope he has arms, that way he can drag himself around on a skateboard after the diabeetus takes his legs.

 

[Straight Outta Cwcville]

Looks like laundry day at Casa Phil. Just finished soaking his dirty clothes in a public restroom sink before laying them out to dry on the bus stop pavement.

Didn't do a very good job of it, they look filthy

 

[GetShrekt]

Even though these shirts say that he's trans there is absolutely nothing feminine about them. But that's just par for the course.

 

[Dr. Meme]

too bad those shirts will be a biohazard after one use

 

[Smutley]

With all that extra fabric, maybe he can sew those shirts into a tent since he spent all his rent money on needless bullshit.

 

[Optimus Prime]

The only time I've ever handled a XXL size shirt was for a school project about selling T-shirts and one of my teachers wanted to buy one.

Those things are just giant masses of cloth - where the hell is he keeping all these shirts?!

 

[CatParty]

maybe he can sew those shirts into a tent

because that is all he will fit in in a couple months

 

[GetShrekt]

The only time I've ever handled a XXL size shirt was for a school project about selling T-shirts and one of my teachers wanted to buy one.

Those things are just giant masses of cloth - where the hell is he keeping all these shirts?!

Maybe Phil's got the world's first Bag of Holding! That explains how he's able to lug around all that bondage gear and the mountains of maps and drawings.

 

[Football Meatlong]

(What kind of tool even makes shirts like those?)

 

[Ravenor]

(What kind of tool even makes shirts like those?)

You know his "Business trip"...

 

[Truant]

Where did he buy these things? Is there really a market for them?

 

[Weeping With Pity]

Where did he buy these things? Is there really a market for them?

In Philly, there is an "underground anarchist" bookstore on South Street called Wooden Shoe Books (named for the revolution where workers threw wooden shoes called "sabots" into machinery, which is where we get "sabotage"- thanks Star Trek!). It's basically Tumblr in bookstore form- where mainstream bookstores have sections like "religion" and "self-help" and "art," Wooden Shoe has sections like "trans issues" and "middle east issues." The crowd is generally the sort of post-Occupy hipster polititrender you would expect. Phil has stated he's gotten at least some of these shirts there, and I would not be surprised to learn Portland and/or SF have similar stores.