10/21/2015 - Obese Diabetic Phil Asked If He's Lost Weight Despite Jowls, Prodigious Gut -

[Smutley]

Spoiler: Full Pic

 

[Randy Lahey]

He's got a nice gut.

 

[Conrix]

>on business

What business? Stuffing yourself with ice cream and cheese while being a potato?

 

[wheat pasta]

Yeah, that's definitely someone you'd cross the street every street in the world to avoid.

 

[Hyperion]

He managed to grow a beer belly without any of the fun of actually drinking beer. Sucks to be him I guess.

 

[SOINCHU]

He's slowly but surely turning into the crust punk version of Big Gay Al.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

That looks almost like a baby bump. Wait, what if...?


...Nah, no way.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Is the hair green now? Why?

 

[Iamthatis]

I would ask if he's pregnant but he's a man so we know it's just a pasty blubber gut.

 

[XH 502]

So how much money are you guys willing to bet that Phil was sucking in his gut while taking this pic?

And goddamn, that's not a sleeve, that's an irresponsible child playing around with clip art in the Windows 95 version of Word.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

For a second I thought the red bag with the m/f/whatever symbol was his rotten bare leg and a new tattoo.

 

[Trombonista]

Sadly, this is the most feminine he's looked in weeks.

 

[ChrisFangs]

My favorite part of this post is the ratio of people tagged to likes on his gross ass photo.

 

[EI 903]

"On business" probably means someone at UCSC offered him five bucks to be a lecture prop on the effects of simultaneous obesity, diabetes, and AIDS on the human body.

 

[AnOminous]

What a gross fat man.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

He should consider selling his excess fat to Tyler Durden.

 

[HickoryDickory]

The way he's standing makes his fat gut the center of attention... Especially the way his hand is cupping the flab.

 

[AnOminous]

The way he's standing makes his fat gut the center of attention... Especially the way his hand is cupping the flab.

It makes him look like a retarded Nero.

 

[Ruin]

The leggings and middle class white girl selfie pose are sending my sides into orbit.

 

[Bertram]

ADF is jealous of Katsu, it would seem.