He also follows the show on Twitter.
10/21 - Chris tweets to The Internet Ruined My Life show - He wants to be on TV
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He also follows the show on Twitter.
Chris is just pissed off because no one wants to give him anything and because most people can't stand him. Tarding out on National TV again, won't change anything.
@Marvin , do you know what has Chris' ass in a Turbie Twister?
He should be on it.
damn i actually want them to do one on him just to witness the fallout and whining afterwards.
I demand the producers give me compensation even though I signed an agreement stating I would not receive any money.
I highly doubt the show pays their guests to be on it. Most of these types of shows figure that letting their guests be on TV for a few minutes is payment enough. Chris probably assumes that they're going to pay him big money to be featured on their show and then make him a big star or take care of all his problems for him.
Besides: the internet didn't ruin Dumpykin's life. It was well fucked up before we ever came along, and it was all his doing. The internet just exposed the world to Chris' brand of failure and poked fun at him for a couple years.
Besides: the internet didn't ruin Dumpykin's life. It was well fucked up before we ever came along, and it was all his doing. The internet just exposed the world to Chris' brand of failure and poked fun at him for a couple years.
Ya he has been trolled for longer than Brianna Wu why isn't he on the show yet
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How will he be able to go on a show where the biggest person that screwed his life over is him himself?
John W. Flynt screwed his own life over and he was on it.
Time to get the popcorn ready then
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Chris has gotten so lazy that he would have the application spoon fed to him before he enters anything. He has gone so far lower than when he signed up for the PaRappa the Rapper contest.
I'd love to see a TV professional try and explain the trainwreck that is Chris-chan all in the span of one hour.
You probably shouldn't claim the internet ruined your life when you're constantly begging the internet for money.
I'd still watch the hell out of it, though.
I'd still watch the hell out of it, though.
There has to be one guy on their team super obsessed with Chris trying to get the show to appove. I guarantee.
Imagine thiugh they'll need to not mention Sonichu though.
Imagine thiugh they'll need to not mention Sonichu though.
I'd like to see it happen, then his DVD "Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV 
" would totally make sense. And probably the fame will go up Chris head faster than a virgin onto a stripper and he'll start boasting how he's a star now and needs the moneys because yes.
" would totally make sense. And probably the fame will go up Chris head faster than a virgin onto a stripper and he'll start boasting how he's a star now and needs the moneys because yes.
Simple answer: :autism:/:horrifying:/:deviant:
I think that some idiots from the reality industry have already done research on Chris and others like him.
Chris makes for terrible TV for the following reasons
1. He's as a dumb as a rock and can't speak properly with out a card to read off of, and even then he gets flustered and looses it.
2. He's not sympathetic, think Megan, Gamestop, shoplifting, soliciting the rape of Rocky, niggos, Sex-Star Challenge, drinking semen, massive ego with no talent.
Wu does not have a terrible record like Chris of just being overtly rude, pretentious, and disgusting.
3. He can't act, and it's a chore to get any real content out of Chris, just ask Marvin and other trolls.
4. He's ugly even by Wu's standards
5. He's exceptionally autistic, TV execs cannot leave themselves open to frivolous lawsuits with Chris and Barb claiming that he had no idea what he was signing because he's retarded.
6. Media Backlash, there are people that both hate and have sympathy for the exceptional, so putting them on a show where they can act like idiots is a bad move.
Even if it happens Chris will probably not like the end result because they'd make a note of him being autistic, show some of his old embarrassing videos, or hire a dude to play him. I think Chris expects he'd get some level of control over production.
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Knowing Chris, he'd ask the producers to sign his own agreement (from the desk and sound mind of CWC) which would most likely include some pretty ridiculous claims (complete creative control and copyright to his own segment).
But Chris' life is identical to how it was before the Internet discovered him. He sits in his own filth while mashing LEGO and MLP figures together.
Really the only difference between then and now is he's fatter and his dad is dead. The Internet can't be blamed for either of those things.
Really the only difference between then and now is he's fatter and his dad is dead. The Internet can't be blamed for either of those things.
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