10/23/15- Phil wants to blow up frats. -

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God damn Phil, this is more autistic than usual. All men are automatically rapists and should be destroyed.
 

Bassomatic

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Do as I say, not as I do seems to be a running gag for edgelord Phil. He's so predictable, it's the farthest thing from edgy anymore.

Let's be honest, there's not enough kegs on any campus to get "drunk frat rape boys" to mistake Phil for a woman.
 

BroAlpha

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I think he'll come around after he hears about all the homoerotic domination rituals during the pledge period. Doubtlessly the frat dudes would be impressed by his elite level of entitled/antisocial behavior, and may even designate him the chapter's Fig-Master.
 

Centipede

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Why is there a thread about every status Phil makes? Can't we just have one thread for all of this?

We don't have much of a window on Phil's life other than what he and his friends post on facebook these days. If we put all the facebook stuff in one thread, we wouldn't have much else to discuss on this subforum, barring questions like "WHAT IF PHIL TATTOOED A VAGINA ONTO HIS BALLS".
 

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God damn Phil, this is more autistic than usual. All men are automatically rapists and should be destroyed.
Fun fact: the original signs on the house originally said "freshman girl dropoff" and "dads leave your daughters here." While undoubtedly douchey, it was just harmless fun. Yes quite a lot of frat boys are douchebags, but that doesn't mean they should be blown up by a fat potato in bondage gear. Well, that's implying phil wouldn't blow himself up the second he touched any explosive.
 
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AnOminous

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Fun fact: the original signs on the house originally said "freshman girl dropoff" and "dads leave your daughters here." While undoubtedly douchey, it was just harmless fun. Yes quite a lot of frat boys are douchebags, but that doesn't mean they should be blown up by a fat potato in bondage gear. Well, that's implying phil wouldn't blow himself up the second he touched any explosive.

I'd rather attend a joint party of the two douchiest frats within 100 miles than spend a single minute within smelling distance of Phil, which would be about 100 miles downwind.
 
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