join his amigos down South.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifest_destiny#Era_of_continental_expansion
I bet you that if anyone got Phil to read all this he'd stick his fingers in his ears and scream over you saying "La la la I'm not listeniiiing!"
This is his way of moving to Mexico. Instead of going down to what the STEM menz call "Mexico", he's instead bringing the Real Mexico up to him. Bonus: he doesn't have to interact with the brown people that really moving to Mexico would entail.Why doesn't he move to Mexico if he's so in love?
I'd like to see how much disability pay he'd get over there...
Maybe to compensate he could work as a drug mule using his rolls to store cocaine.
Why doesn't he move to Mexico if he's so in love?
I'd like to see how much disability pay he'd get over there...
Maybe to compensate he could work as a drug mule using his rolls to store cocaine.
He's a lazy spudman who can't even hold on to his tugboat for more than a day or two.
Didn't Mexico fuck up any chances of greatness really early on thanks to dudes like Augustin Iturbide and Santa Anna, as well as the fact that the Criollos merely kicked out the Peninsulares and installed themselves top dogs over the larger undercastes? Doubly fucked due to the notion of a Pronunciamiento being not only possible early on, but becoming a valid means of power?
Also what does this have to do with Puerto Rico?
Puerto Rico is just like Mexico. They're the same thing, really. It's all sombreros and sugar skulls, man.
And Jarritos.And cheese.
Why doesn't he move to Mexico if he's so in love?
I'd like to see how much disability pay he'd get over there...
Maybe to compensate he could work as a drug mule using his rolls to store cocaine.