10-24-15 Phil confirms his real name -

[CatParty]

Obviously he was searching for his real name which confirms he is closer to being Phil than he is to being Isabel

 

[autisticdragonkin]

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Obviously he was searching for his real name which confirms he is closer to being Phil than he is to being Isabel

I like his new selfie eating pizza

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Fucking kek the logic is impenetrable.

"They're stealing my identity! btw that's not my real name"

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Phil sure is obsessed with the word "menz."

Also, when this whole name changing stuff began, the first change was from "Phillip Haskins-Delici" to "Felipe Delicias."

 

[Tookie]

Jesus, that's a notification from "Russia Today" at the top of the screen. Phil is actually getting real-time notifications on his phone of propaganda from Putin's quasi-fascist media arm.

 

[Bassomatic]

Jesus, that's a notification from "Russia Today" at the top of the screen. Phil is actually getting real-time notifications on his phone of propaganda from Putin's quasi-fascist media arm.

Sadly he's probably a fan because it's anti American often and he slept through the class explaining the USSR was broken up.

 

[Tookie]

Sadly he's probably a fan because it's anti American often and he slept through the class explaining the USSR was broken up.

Between Islam and Russia, he seems to be gravitating to some of the most anti-gay groups on the planet lately.

 

[EI 903]

It's really sexist of him to assume that only men can make new Facebook accounts.

 

[Hyperion]

It's really sexist of him to assume that only men can make new Facebook accounts.

Well he's right in this case

 

[Zim]

For not being his "real name" he sure is concerned with it.

Psst... gender of the day = fat.

 

[cans.wav]

I STILL WANT MY REAL NAME PROTECTED

STOP SHAMING ME

 

[Hyperion]

I like how he keeps correcting the profiles, as if we care that we don't have the right details for some cheese addicted potato. Gotta be the tism.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

Phil is fat and smells like rotting onions.

 

[The Dude]

Phil is just upset because he was reminded that he'll never look as good as he did in the photo of him with the pizza. That was back when he wasn't nearly as obese and riddled with diabetes as he is now.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

Not gonna lie, Phil's lookin' pretty damn sexy in that photo. I like the mohawk.