[10/24/2016] Phil Destroys KF Gift - Vents His Sexual Frustration on Innocent Potato

[Positron]

https://my.mixtape.moe/mzafer.mp4

Why does he have a chopping board when he can't cook?

 

[PT 404]

So, he will kill himself with a knife if we show up?

 

[Tranhuviya]

Ten bucks says he keeps it and uses it to vent his aggression, ala the Clown Doll.

 

[OwO What's This?]

phil no don't kill one of your own

 

[Null]

WHAT IS A POTATO

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF STARCH!

BUT ENOUGH TALK

HAVE AT ME

 

[Twrx]

So Phil tried to kill a relative?

 

[WireSponge]

Lol Phil how are you gonna kill someone irl when you can't even cut through a potato all the way you fucking failure

 

[Sperglord Dante]

lol, that knife can't even make a clean cut on a potato.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

Phil confirmed for cannibal.

 

[MG 192]

Why does he have a chopping board when he can't cook?

Then someone comes in with a gun and Phil runs away like a manbaby he is.

 

[repentance]

I guess Phil isn't too hungry.

 

[Ravenor]

If he get's this spastic over a fucking potato, he'll have a fucking aneurism in a week or so.

 

[Ray Streip]

You're welcome for feeding you? Make up your mind, edgelord!

 

[Ravenor]

BTW dose anyone else think this was going to be a Xochi post by the way he started it but forgot it in a fit of autism?

 

[Randall Fragg]

All that's needed

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

Some Portland Kiwi should drive over to his apartment and stick a Trump sign by his door.

The chimpout will be legendary.

 

[Teeter]

Why does he have a chopping board when he can't cook?

So the sound one of them made when he started stabbing his gift and especially after it flipped over to the background, he was cutting that potato on two shelving inserts for what I'm guessing is his cabinets? Not too smart damaging items in your govt funded apartment, Spuddy.

 

[Rio]

the fact that he says 'have at me' instead of 'have at you' just completes the whole picture. Even he is aware that he's a true and honest potat.

On a sidenote, why does he wants us to send "fedora assholes"? Is ADF a secret fedora connoisseur? Also, what's with him complaining that he needs food, but then ruining a perfectly good potato when we send it?

 

[Adamska]

Haha, he jammed that knife hard and he couldn't cut through the damn thing. Good usage of money you ugly fucktard; a gunman would totally be scared of a man wielding a prop knife not even able to cut through basic starches.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

So to get back at the kiwi farms he destroys what would have been his healthiest source of sustenance in the last ten years.

Somehow they let him rent housing