10/26/2016 - Phil Kicked To The Couch Again, Begs People To Buy Him More Weapons -

[Smutley]

Why wouldn't he eat the potatoes?

 

[CatParty]

send him bees

 

[Flareon]

I think he has enough weapons that he's never, ever going to use

 

[Positron]

Target-practice on your own noggin.

 

[JSGOTI]

Fuck him, he might actually EAT the next potato I send him.

 

[Spudnik]

Like any number of bats is going to stop a Kiwi Spec-ops team

 

[ON 190]

Silly Phil, we would just toss tear gas through your window in an attempt to fumigate the two oversized cockroaches that live there.

 

[Splendid]

I still don't see how a second bat will help him.

 

[Positron]

I still don't see how a second bat will help him.

It'll get him a little more asspats from the seller.

 

[OwO What's This?]

I still don't see how a second bat will help him.

It's so he can dual-wield! It's twice the attacking power!!!

 

[DragoonSierra]

It's so he can dual-wield! It's twice the attacking power!!!

You forgot about the off hand penalty

 

[Rio]

not-so-stealth begging for other people to waste money on his weapons obsession instead. I firmly believe that he knows we wouldn't invade his home and he just likes having a lot of weapons because his edgy phase has kicked into overdrive. Plus pretending like we're literally about to murder him is a better reason to ask for pity and asspats than 'they sent me a potato once.'

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I wonder what he thinks the motivation would be behind doing "breaking in forced entry" on him.

Just to randomly commit a felony b&e + assault for the fuck of it?
To steal his sex toys?
To trash the plac- nevermind irrelevant

 

[Argonian Scum]

He's desperate to feel powerful and scary, but he can't RP Austismlatina vs. Kiwis anymore.
So much for housing solving all of his problems.

 

[Every Crook and Nanny]

Anyone who would even want to break into Phil's little crib would already be scared off by the stink that permeates the place.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I say, send him care packages of extremely healthy and nutritious (but generally unappealing) foods. Freeze-dried spinach (he'd probably mistake it for weed), unflavored oatmeal, canned cauliflower, etc. The trick is to send stuff that would actually be beneficial to a starving homeless person, but would make Mr. Block-a-Cheez flip the fuck out.

 

[Beaniebon]

Why does he think gamergate as a collective is after him? He doesn't even seem to be into video games.

 

[An Ghost]

he used sarcasm. is Phil actually autistic?

 

[Ruin]

he used sarcasm. is Phil actually autistic?

Yea he's a diagnosed sperg with papers and shit.

 

[Spudnik]

I wonder what he thinks the motivation would be behind doing "breaking in forced entry" on him.

Just to randomly commit a felony b&e + assault for the fuck of it?
To steal his sex toys?
To trash the plac- nevermind irrelevant

I think Phil's just overcompensating because he wants another "forced entry" by Angelo