10-27-15 Phil can't decide if he wants a whole plate of hot dogs or cis dudes dicks in his mouth -

[CatParty]

199lbs lol

 

[LegoTugboat]

Dicksquad rises again?

 

[Ariel]

Typical gross Phil wanting to give a BJ with tomato sauce in his mouth instead of Mentos.

 

[HG 400]

I bet phil puts ginger on his hot dogs.

 

[Tony Fuckin Abbott]

I might go buy some hot dogs now..

 

[BT 075]

Phil is such a privileged dick he sees dicks in everything.

 

[Positron]

You know he wants both.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Hardly the worst thing found in a hotdog.

 

[The Joker]

Sounds like Phil is giving blow jobs to help pay for his diabetes meds.

 

[Totenkopf]

Does he somehow think that this makes it sound like the Cis guys are the ones who are being weird and getting owned here? Cause I'm pretty sure that's the guy who's literally eating (according to him) penises.

 

[YI 457]

Soylent Green is CIS PEOPLE.

 

[Ravenor]

I wonder if he will shit himself when he see's a hotdog?

 

[BILLY MAYS]

If Phil wants those wieners so bad, he should go to prison

 

[Taily Puff]

I know Phil is an idiot, but this is dumb even by idiot standards. Cis guys aren't the ones lopping their dicks off Phil, that's the trannies.

 

[cans.wav]

Phil, can stay away from our hot dogs.

 

[Positron]

This is not the first time Phil talks about wanting to stuff his fat mouth with other dudes' dicks:

 

[Pikonic]

At least they're more nutritious than dates and ice coffee.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

The winter solstice is 55 days away.

 

[Rio]

I can't figure out if he meant to sound angry or thirsty in this post...

I'll go with thirsty.

 

[Thetan]

Maybe he plans on using the ketchup as a lubricant (so the hot dogs will be easier to stuff up his ass).